Critical Praise for Slash’s Cinematic Producorial Debut, Nothing Left to Fear

I was strongly considering going to check out Nothing Left to Fear, the debut release from Slash’s cleverly named production company, Slasher Films, this weekend, because, well, it’s kinda my job, and I’m morbidly curious.

Then I read the reviews.

Honestly, I do not normally put much stock in movie reviews, because I’m a film snob and I just don’t know of many critics who seem to have any real idea what they’re talking about. But when a movie literally cannot garner a single positive review its opening weekend… ouch.

And so The Curse of Axl Rose continues. Metallica wins again. Oy yoy yoy.

At least the music is okay?