In Which We Got the Worst Tattoo Ever

WORST WEEK EVER PLAYLIST, November 11 – November 15, 2013

Have you signed up for the MetalSucks email list? It’s the awesomest way to stay up-to-date on all things MetalSucks, and we promise not to spam you. And don’t forget to follow us on Facebook and on Twitter.  You can also friend me  and friend Vince, then follow me on Twitter and follow Vince on Twitter!

Get the latest MetalSucks updates via email. Subscribe below.

And now, this week’s top stories:

• We ordered some new Anthrax Hanukkah sweaters.
• We enjoyed the most brutal wedding cake of all times.
• We watched rappers watch Ghost’s video for “Year Zero.”
• We learned a lot from this brief animated history of corpse paint.
• We also learned how to death metal.
• We were heartbroken to find out that Lemmy has diabetes.
• We wish this GWAR cartoon was on every Saturday morning.
• We argued that metal makes everything better, even shitty pop songs.
• We tried to figure out what kind of metal each house on Game of Thrones would most enjoy.
• Korn’s Brian “Head” Welch got the dumbest tattoo ever.
• Original Marilyn Manson guitarist Daisy Berkowitz has stage four colon cancer.

May your weekends be full of whatever it is you enjoy doing in your free time. ‘Til Monday…