In Which We Triggered the Nuclear Assault Option

WORST WEEK EVER PLAYLIST, November 18 – November 22, 2013

The theme of this week’s playlist is nuclear war. Yes, we know that when Harry Reid says “the nuclear option,” he’s not being literal. But still! Enjoy:

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And now, this week’s top stories:

• We learned that members of such terrible bands as Asking Alexandria, Black Veil Brides, and Papa Roach are collaborating on a rap metal mixtape.
• We watched in awe as Trent Reznor FaceTimed a terminally ill fan mid-Nine Inch Nails concert.
• We dumbfounded by the stupidest stage dive ever.
• We fell in love Jeremy Fry’s EPIC Bon Jovi lip-synch in the middle of a Celtics game.
• We found out what would happen if black and death metal albums were children’s books.
• We wondered why the hell Rings of Saturn guitarist Lucas Mann thought he needed $20K to make a solo album.
• We saw Jake E. Lee do something!!!
• We guffawed at this video of crack-smoking Toronto mayor Rob Ford “moshing.”
• We received some priceless advice from Ozzy Osbourne how to make it in the music biz.
• We got the worst news of all times!!!

Have a great weekend, gang! See ya Monday.