Cyber Monday Sale: Get Major Discounts on All MetalSucks T-Shirt and Hoodie Designs!!!
When we first heard today is Cyber Monday, we got really excited and immediately took to our instant messengers to troll for cyber sex. But then we learned the actual meaning of “Cyber Monday,” and we got ever MORE excited — because if there’s one thing we love more than typing dirty, it’s saving money!!!
So what are you waiting for? Stock up on MetalSucks merch here and make sure you’re the most fashionable kid in your moshpit this season! Remember, the sale is for today only!!! ORDER NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!