More Wonderful Social Network Messages from MetalSucks Readers

ALL the Pantera covers??? Wow, that must keep you busy.

No, it’s 2014. The date is right there, dude!

Well, we think having a second grade education is pretty swell.

Sure, we’d do anything for Tony Wedontknowwhothefuckyouretalkingabout.

Checking our website to see if we do album reviews would probably be a good start.

Okay. What about heterosexual ass rap?

Okay we’ll get right on that.

Sorry, between blogging about metal and being a pizza, I don’t have time for a gig in the video game industry.

Why can’t we gleefully rip you apart even if you don’t make it?

With a cover letter that good, how can we possibly say no?