In Which We Found Out That Sid Caesar’s Son Use to be a Member of Napalm Death

WORST WEEK EVER PLAYLIST, February 10 – February 14, 2014

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And now, this week’s top stories:

• We learned that Shirley Temple’s daughter used to be in the Melvins.
• We told vocalists about they could now cup their mic handsfree thanks to the Bananadyne Microphone Enhancer.
• We observed what happens when you send a hip-hop blogger to a Pig Destroyer show.
• We wept as Five Finger Death Punch did terrible things to The Animals.
• We were thrilled to discover that, at last, someone has written an awesome death metal song about Marvel Comics’ Stan Lee.
• We watched Ghost perform without makeup (kinda, sorta, not really).
• We helped Darkest Hour’s Mike Schleibaum prepare for his move to a higher tax bracket.
• We were SHOCKED because Dave Lomabardo doesn’t have anything nice to say about Kerry King or Tom Araya.
• We patted this metal-loving Olympic gold medalist on the back.
• Some dudes from Mudvayne and Damageplan left Hellyeah.

Have a terrific weekend, y’all. See ya Monday.