Sunday To Get Buried Alive
Well, maybe taking a red hot poker up the bum. That would be truly terrible.
The truth is, there are a gazillion shitty ways to die.
Drowning would be awful.
Or being eaten by piranhas.
Flesh-eating virus…..no thanks.
Slow, painful cancerous death? Horrible.
Old age? Well then you have to be all frail, senile, and grumpy (like our beloved Axl!)
Aside from the obvious (intercourse), what is the best way to die?
I guess unexpectedly, in your sleep, with minimal suffering.
Fuck, this is morbid. Maybe I will have a drink at brunch after all.
DEATH BY MIMOSAS!!!!!!!!
Anyway, I hope none of you ever die :)
But if you do, I’ll be right there to BURY YOU ALIVE………….