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Some guy on Youtube does not like WINDS OF PLAGUE (but he does own a giant d*ldo)

  • Sergeant D
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http://youtu.be/wYb4Wbg9SAI

I… just don’t know what to say about this one other than, well, this pretty much validates everything I’ve ever said about metal fans. If you ever want video documentation of the Internet Metal Nerd in his native habitat, here it is: some angry white kid sitting in front of his webcam going on a longwinded rant about how it only took him 60 seconds to know that WINDS OF PLAGUE are a “fagcore” band (nice casual homophobia), how PRESTIGE are cool because they have a black guy in the band (nice casual racism), and several minutes of material on how upset he is that some band wore baseball hats on stage. All this from his bedroom in his parents’ house with his fat friend sleeping in the background under a Jigglypuff shirt next to the stuffed animals. And if you thought the massive dildo leaning against his wall was the most embarrassing thing about this video, you thought wrong– it’s the AMON AMARTH flag on the wall.

no homo

 

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