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Howard Jones Pays Tribute to Kim Kardashian on New Devil You Know Album Cover (NSFW)

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Now that Kim Kardashian’s ass has supplanted ISIS and Ebola as the country’s top topics of discussion, even metal bands are cracking wise about Mrs. West’s tuchus: first, Skindred’s Benji Webb asserted that his ass was badonkadonkier than Kim’s, and now, Devil You Know have posted this message on Facebook

“We are back in the studio hard at work writing songs for our next record!!! And we already have some great ideas for the album cover!!!”

…along with this image:

devil you know - the booty of destruction
For the record, I actually had nothing to do with that horrible Photoshop job… although I wish I did (and I would have put the band’s logo in the tramp stamp region, because, y’know, that’s where Kim would probably put it).

ANYWAY, this is obviously just a joke, which is too bad. I’m so over it with demons and skulls and shit like that on metal album covers. They’re just not scary anymore. People need to think of new and inventive ways to freak out America’s parents. Like a bearded black man with a big oily ass. You think they’d stand for that shit in Westchester???

[via The PRP]

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