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Bruce Dickinson’s Son Breaks Up Horrible Old Band, Starts Horrible New Band

  • Axl Rosenberg
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AS LIONS WUT R U LOOKING ATRise to Remain, who Lambgoat very kindly says are “partially” known for featuring Bruce Dickinson’s son Austin, have called it quits. That’s no great loss, because apparently talent skipped a generation — Rise to Remain were terrible.

But even if you liked Rise to Remain (and if you did… seriously?), there’s no reason to shed a tear over their demise, because Austin and some of his RtR bandmates have started a new group called As Lions, who sound EXACTLY like Rise to Remain. Which is to say, it sounds like someone took All That Remains’ most irritating, water-down material, and was like “This shit is too heavy and raw!”, and then watered it down so much. It’s the O’Doul’s to All That Remains’ Bud Light.

If you’re curious or a masochist or whatever, you can check out As Lions’ first song, “The Fall,” below, courtesy of Kerrang!.

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