Only in America: Satanic School Bus Break Lights Freak Out Christian Mom in Tennessee

Guys, you can’t make this shit up.

According to Denver’s KWGN-TV, a mom in Cordova, Tennessee is throwing a hissy fit because she believes there are pentagrams on the break lights for the local school bus. The woman, whose identity is being kept a secret because she’s been receiving death threats since posting the above photo on social media, has said that “Anyone who fears a God, if not God and Jesus Christ, should be outraged,” adding, “If you can’t put a cross on there, you can’t put a pentagram on it.” Fair enough.

The best part of KWGN’s report, by the way, is this sentence:

“One woman, who identified herself as a practicing Wiccan, looked at the photo and said it did look like a pentagram.”

Well, thank The Dark Lord they got some confirmation from an expert!

Read the rest of the story here.

Major props to our friends at Brooklyn’s own Saint Vitus Bar for bringing this to our attention!