Reunion Mania

Coal Chamber Announce New Album, Drivel

  • Axl Rosenberg
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coal chamber - drivelFaith No More can go ahead and fucking kill themselves: we all know the year’s most anticipated reunion album of 2015 is the one from Coal Chamber. So, yeah, earlier this week, Faith No More announced an album title (Sol Invictus) and release date (May 19) for their first record in nineteen years. But can anyone truly be expected to give a shit when this morning Coal Chamber announced an album title (Drivel) and release date (a day recognized by the Gregorian calendar) for their first record in however many years it’s been since their last record?

Coal Chamber frontman had this to say about the reunion album that will make the ones from Carcass and At the Gates look like fucking clown shoes:

“I believe that our, uh, education like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and, I believe that they should, our education over HERE in the U.S. should help the U.S., uh, or, uh, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future, for our children.”

Awesome! Sounds like they made exactly the record we thought they would

Here’s the track list for Drivel:

  1. No One Will Care What This Song is Called Once They Hear How Bad it Is
  2. No One Will Care What This Song is Called Once They Hear How Bad it Is
  3. No One Will Care What This Song is Called Once They Hear How Bad it Is
  4. No One Will Care What This Song is Called Once They Hear How Bad it Is
  5. No One Will Care What This Song is Called Once They Hear How Bad it Is
  6. No One Will Care What This Song is Called Once They Hear How Bad it Is
  7. No One Will Care What This Song is Called Once They Hear How Bad it Is
  8. No One Will Care What This Song is Called Once They Hear How Bad it Is
  9. No One Will Care What This Song is Called Once They Hear How Bad it Is
  10. No One Will Care What This Song is Called Once They Hear How Bad it Is
  11. No One Will Care What This Song is Called Once They Hear How Bad it Is
  12. No One Will Care What This Song is Called Once They Hear How Bad it Is
  13. No One Will Care What This Song is Called Once They Hear How Bad it Is
  14. No One Will Care What This Song is Called Once They Hear How Bad it Is

Can’t wait!

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