Show the New Retox Video to an Arachnophobiac, Have a Laugh

Both Lambgoat and Metal Injection have professed to be getting a case of the yuckies from Retox’s new, spider-infested video, “Without Money, We’d All Be Rich.” Which I find droll, because while I’m more or less a total pussy, I actually don’t find spiders to be all that creepy. I think it’s because I was obsessed with the movie Arachnophobia when I was a kid.

ANYWAY, if spiders give you shivers, you should probably not watch this. Everyone else should not only watch it, but show it to an unsuspecting arachnophobiac, just ’cause it’ll be funny. As a bonus, the song is pretty cool! If you can show the video to an unsuspecting arachnophobiac who also hates hardcore, that would really be the best of all possible worlds.

“Without Money, We’d All Be Rich” appears on Retox’s new album, Beneath California, which is out now on Epitaph.