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“Snem”: False Images’ Breakdowns Have Breakdowns

  • Axl Rosenberg
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false images devryThere is a YouTube channel called Chugcore, and there is a band called False Images, and the fact that Chugcore debuted False Images’ song “Snem” today tells you exactly what to expect from said song. “Snem” sounds like a Whitechapel cassette in the process of melting. If you told me it was composed with the Random Breakdown Generator app I would not believe you, because the music created by the Random Breakdown Generator app is a hundred times more sophisticated than this. If, however, you told me it was plagiarized from this dude, I would totally believe you.

“Snem” is good for something though: you can use it to play a very fun game, Breakdown Beatdown! For those of you not familiar with the rules of the game, it works like this: you and your friends all sit around and listen to this song. First person to be caught headbanging, tapping his or her foot, or in any way displaying enjoyment/mild tolerance of the music gets a beatdown.* Sounds fun, right?

*This is a joke. Please do not beat anyone up, you lousy cretins.

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