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Slayer Guitarist/Total Pussy Kerry King Admits He Loves His Parents

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kerry king babyKerry King, guitarist for Slayer and The Metalliest Metal That Ever Metalled, ruined his career this week when, during an interview, he admitted that he gives a shit about what his mommy and daddy think.

When asked about The Grammys, King first dismissed the award as “one of the most retarded things ever,” before admitting he’s still glad he won one:

“When we won ours, I think it was probably cool for my parents, you know, ’cause they understand what a Grammy is. They don’t understand the bullshit involved with it, but to be able to come home with that big-ass heavy award and show it to my parents, that was important to me.”

King’s acknowledgement of the existence of his soul comes less than a year after Deicide’s Glen Benton also outed himself as a total wuss by admonishing fans for moshing too violently. The fact that these two metal legends have basically admitted to being total Mormons will surely devastate the metal community at large. What’s next? Travis Ryan going vegan? Jeff Walker making a country album? Chris Barnes getting caught listening to The Grateful Dead? Yeah, like that’d ever happen!!!

[Unrated Backstage via Blabbermouth by way of Metal Injection]

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