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Ten Guitarists We’d Be Happy to See Join Guns N’ Roses

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Earlier today, Dj Slashba announced that he has parted ways with Guns N’ Roses six years. Sad though this news may be, it does provide one fun opportunity: fantasy casting! YEAH!

One note before we begin: for the sake of taking this seriously/being realistic, we have discarded any potential candidates who have already turned down or been turned down for a gig in Guns N’ Roses — so no Joe Satriani, no Derek Trucks, no Joshua Craig, etc.

And on that note… here we go!

#1 – Slashwenn5158867

He was already in Guns N’ Roses from 1985-1996, so he would just need to learn the Chinese Democracy material!

#2 – Izzy Stradlintumblr_nqw832P1u91uu41rgo8_1280

He was already in Guns N’ Roses from 1985-1991, so he would just need to learn the Chinese Democracy material!

#3 – Duff McKaganrevolver-golden-gods-axl-rose-duff-mckagan-billboard-650

He was already in Guns N’ Roses from 1985-1997, and he toured with them last year, so he would already know the Chinese Democracy material!

#4 – Gilby Clarke1597460492

He was already in Guns N’ Roses from 1991-1994, so he would just need to learn the Chinese Democracy material!

#5 – Paul Tobiaspaul_rio2

He was already in Guns N’ Roses from 1994-2002, so he already knows all the material!

#6 – Dave Navarrodave and duff

He already appeared on the 1999 Guns N’ Roses track “Oh My God,” so he would just need to learn all the other material!

#7 – Robin FinckAxl a Robin 2006

He was already in Guns N’ Roses from 1997-2008, so he already knows all the material!

#8 – Bucketheadgnr

He was already in Guns N’ Roses from 200-2004, so he already knows all the material!

#9 – Tracii Guns134155223

He was already in Guns N’ Roses in 1985, so he would just need to learn all the material they’ve written and recorded since then!

#10 – Chris Holmesholmes and rose

Okay, he was never in Guns N’ Roses, but… can you imagine the beautiful music these two could make together?!?!

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