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Crust-Punk Porn is Independent, Cruelty Free, Makes You Feel Bad They Have A Dog

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A couple of weeks ago, I asked the readership of this site if they would watch heavy metal porn, to mixed results. The general response was positive, though confusion and contempt reigned the comments section. However, thanks to a recent post by Vice, I’ve now realized the problem. You see, metal is just too fashion- and paycheck-oriented. What we need is porn involving bad homemade Black Flag tattoos and a thin layer of filth on everyone involved!

That’s right, crust-punk porn is here. Spearheaded by crusties Byron Myers and Ashley Alms, Fringe Fuckers involves homeless kids with ratty dreads and street dogs showing off their bodies for other porn viewers like them.

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It started as innocently as anything else: with the help of Slug.

They enlisted the help of an old New York punk named Slug (who famously gave G.G. Allin his last dose of heroin before he died) and let him put the thing together, and it was a success.

Myers and Alms have since produced a calendar, which you can order here, and a ClipVia website you can order their movies from here.

And before you ask, this ain’t no Suicide Girls-style tattoo-sleeved model porn site. Described as “pure grime,” Fringe Fuckers takes place wherever the crusties can find to bang, including bushes, basements, and their friends’ couches, and often its stars are paid for a bottle of whiskey. On top of that, Myers and Alms make a big deal of only wanting consensual adults attracted to the people they’re going to be shtupping. So Fringe Fuckers definitely keeps with the true old-school crusty aesthetic.

(You can also check out pictures from their Tumbler, The Corpse Vag.)

At the end of the day, I feel the same way about this that I do about the crusties I meet around Denver: I just feel bad these folks have dogs. I’m sure these guys really love their pets — a friend recently told me about his crusty buddies, “Dude, the dog always eats first” — but I feel like the crusty lifestyle isn’t conducive to happy pet ownership, and a lot of these dogs are used as a way to get change. Then again, I’ve never lived on the street, so what the fuck do I know.

Anyway, if you want to watch some GG Allin fans smash unwashed pelvises together, go to their site and enjoy. Just don’t let them crash on your couch for more than a few nights.

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