Black Label Society Now Make Hats Clark Griswold Would Wear

Today in silly merch: Black Label Society now sell a “Odin Viking Beanie.” It should go great with your officially-licensed Zakk Wylde Halloween costume.

I don’t really understand why Black Label Society, of all bands, are making a viking anything — I know Zakk Wylde has an impressive beard, but he’s from New Jersey, which is not traditionally thought of as the land of vikings. This would really make much more sense as, say, an Amon Amarth hat.

Even if we overlook that, though, it’s a pretty dumb hat. How dumb?

I rest my case.

Buy one here if you wanna embarrass people who have to be seen in public with you.

[via The PRP]