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Some Poor Bastard is Going to “Win” a Tattoo of Chris Fronzak’s Face

  • Axl Rosenberg
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A couple of years ago Miss May I launched a search for the human being whom I assumed at the time would be The Stupidest Fan Ever: someone to get their logo as a tattoo (and they found that person, BTW).

But the Miss May I fan in question can now rest easy knowing that he’s only the second-stupidest fan ever. The newly-crowned Absolute Stupidest Fan Ever will be whomever enters, wins, and accepts the “prize” for this contest being held by Attila vocalist Chris Fronzak:

There isn’t anything I can say about how completely fucking moronic this that would be as eloquent as what Lambgoat wrote:

“Let me boil this down for you: some singer wants you to purchase the merch he’s selling for a chance to win a tattoo of his face on your body. Read that sentence back a few times and then punch somebody in the face.”

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