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Nickelback Start Work on New Album, Still Completely Fucking Delusional

  • Axl Rosenberg
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This is Nickelsuck frontman Choad Kroaker talking about the band’s next album, which they’ve apparently begun to work on because God is a fucking lie:

“When we get in the studio to take on the daunting task of making a Nickelback record, all the band members have such diverse tastes in music that it’s a lot about keeping us happy. We don’t want to get onstage and play the same kind of music for two hours.”

It’s daunting to write the hundredth version of “How You Remind Me”? Everyone in the band has diverse tastes? They don’t want to play the same kind of music for two hours? What the fuck is he talking about? The Oscars have more diversity than Nickelback songs. Kroaker’s statement makes him sound nuts; if he had claimed to have helped fake the moon landing, he’d have sounded saner. Do you think the dude is having a nervous breakdown? And if he is, does that mean we’re finally rid of Nickelsuck?

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