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The Red Chord’s Officer Guy Kozowyk Meets Donald Trump, Comments on Candidate’s Handshake

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Metal Injection reports that presidential candidate Donald Trump recently stopped for a photo op with Guy Kozowyk, vocalist for The Red Chord and a police officer in the state of New Hampshire. Consequently, Trump is expected to capture the all-important conservative fans of experimental deathgrind vote.

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Because Kozowyk has the balls to stand by his convictions, he did not pretend that his posing for a photo with Trump was not an endorsement of the candidate (unlike some metal musicians), instead commenting that Trump’s “handshake was very presidential.” Incidentally, historians assert that Pol Pot had a terrific handshake, too.

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