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Exclusive Track Premiere: Wrong, “Boil”

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If Wrong were to change their very un-SEO-friendly band name, they might want to consider the moniker of Chunky Riffs. Because good God, are their riffs fucking chunky! Chunky as a baby’s thighs, chunky as a big slab of ground beef, chunky as a big, sopping spoonful of mashed potatoes. It’d also guarantee they’d appear first in Google when their band name is searched, and they’d be amongst great company: “chunky riffs” currently turns up Gojira, Josh Homme, and Muse’s Matt Bellamy. Finally, it’d be complete truth in advertising.

Take a listen to “Boil,” from Chunky Riffs’ forthcoming self-titled album, and tell us you don’t immediately want to order up a very chunky thing from your closest eatery and/or baby emporium. Complimenting guitarists Eric Hernandez and Ryan Haft’s unbearable heft is the equally meaty rhythm section of Brian Hernandez (drums) and Andres Ascanio (bass), the foundation that makes it all possible. In our analogy, maybe B. Hernandez and Haft are the platter on which the meal is served, maybe they’re the pot in which the stew is cooked, maybe they’re even the chef… but whatever they are, the result is a track that hits hard and doesn’t relent.

Chunky Riffs will release Chunky Riffs on April 29th via Relapse; pre-order here. Check out another song from the album called “Turn In” here. Upcoming tour dates with Nothing and Culture Abuse below.

WRONG with Nothing and Culture Abuse:
June 5 Boston, MA @ The Sinclair *
June 7 Toronto, ON @ Lee’s *
June 8 Detroit, MI @ El Club *
June 9 Cleveland, OH @ Now That’s Class *
June 10 Chicago, IL @ Sub T *
June 11 Minneapolis, MN @ Triple Rock *
June 12 Omaha, NE @ Slowdown *
June 14 Denver, CO @ Marquis Theater *
June 15 Salt Lake City, UT @ Kilby Court *
June 16 Boise, ID @ Neurolux *
June 17 Seattle, WA @ Tractor Tavern *
June 19 Portland, OR @ Mississippi Studios *
June 21 San Francisco, CA @ Slim’s *
June 22 San Diego, CA @ Soda Bar *
June 23 Los Angeles, CA @ The Echo *
June 24 Phoenix, AZ @ Yucca *
June 25 Albuquerque, NM @ Sister Bar *
June 27 McAllen, TX @ Yerba Cultura *
June 28 Austin, TX @ Sidewinder *
July 2 Tampa, FL @ Local 662 *
July 3 Orlando, FL @ Backbooth *

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