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Video: Mutoid Man Cover Tom Jones’ “She’s a Lady” on NYC Subway

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I don’t have a problem with the general concept of busking. But it does drive me nuts when someone does it in a subway car, because, y’know, all the passengers are, literally, a captive audience. It’s just fucking obnoxious. Go do it on the platform where people have the choice to walk away, fucker!

That being said, if I ever encountered buskers who were as much fun as Mutoid Man, I don’t think I’d mind them being the car so much. I mean, imagine you’re riding along, la-di-da, and then this happens:

Take that, you stupid fucking breakdance crew with no sense of spatial awareness! Go kick each other in face for a change and then go get a real job. Dicks.

[via The PRP]

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