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Megadeth Make Beer Now

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Following in the footsteps of such metal bands as Behemoth, Iron Maiden, Pig DestroyerBehemoth, Cannibal Corpse, Municipal Waste, and Behemoth, Megadeth have announced that they’re teaming up with Unibroue to produce their very own beer, Á Tout le Monde. Comments Megadude Dave Mustaine:

“We decided to name our beer after one of our most watered-down songs, because its ABV is lower than that of Budweiser, PBR, and Coors. Also, because that song is about writing a suicide note, and we’re confidant that the taste of our beer will indeed inspire many of our fans to off themselves.”

Okay, so obviously Mustaine didn’t say any of that, and for all I know, the beer is delicious. But they definitely could have chosen a better name: Megadrunk, Next Round… But Who’s Buying?, Holy Wars… The Punishment Brew, Hangover 18, Countdown to Regurgitation, Beer Was the Cure, Beer Omen, Sweating Breathalyzers, Hops in Your Mouth… and those are all just off the top of my head! So this is already a blown opportunity. Oh well.

[via Metal Injection]

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