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This Jeff Hanneman Coffee Table Will Really Tie the Room Together

  • Axl Rosenberg
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If you’re a massive fan of Slayer’s Jeff Hanneman and an aesthete who is takes home decor super seriously — and what metal fan DOESN’T fit that description, right? — then you will be very interested to learn about the H6nn6m6n coffee table from Altar Furniture.

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These made-to-order tables, which sell for an unadvertised price (read: they’re really fucking expensive), are part of Altar’s new ‘See ya in Hell!’ line of items… which currently feature no other items. Sheesh. With all the musicians who have died recently, you’d think they could find someone else to keep poor Jeff company down there.

ANYWAY, the company is out of stock of these right now, which is… like… I wanna meet the people who bought this. I just have so many questions. In the meantime, if you really, really MUST have one of these, go here and start bugging a sales agent. I’m sure they’ll accommodate you… for the right price.

[via Gear Gods]

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