Craigslist Ad: “Former Emmure Members Looking for Singer”

Last year, every member of Emmure that isn’t vocalist Frankie Palmeri quit the band because, by Palmeri’s own admission, the frontman is a turd. And while Palmeri has managed to keep Emmure going by turning the band into Glass Cloud, we still haven’t heard much from the band’s former members, who vowed to launch a new project together without Palmeri.

Well, now we have an update… maybe sort of.

A reader sent us this Craigslist ad, which claims to be from Emmure’s former members.

Is it legit? No idea. Is it legit but posted by former members of Emmure who aren’t the four dudes that quit last year? Again, no idea. It would be a weird thing to lie about, though — I have to imagine you’d get busted pretty quickly.

ANYWAY, if you’re in it to win it, hit up the band, and who knows? A couple of years from now, we could be busting your balls weekly right here on MetalSucks!