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Playlist: Heavy Metal Dance Party

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Yesterday, a friend who is apparently wholly unfamiliar with the exotic dancing profession told me that the reason she never got into metal is because you can’t dance to it.

My initial response was to smack her in the face, until I remembered that she isn’t my friend so much as she’s my parole officer.

So, instead, I made her this playlist of metal songs you can TOTALLY dance to.

I hope it helps you cut a rug… in the most extreme manner possible, natch.

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