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Ghost’s Female Bassist is Not Who We Thought She Was

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Although previously rumored to be either Sean Yseult (ex-White Zombie) or Linnéa Olsson (ex-The Oath), new evidence suggests that Ghost’s recently-introduced Nameless Ghoul Girl is actually Megan Thomas, from the Y-chromosome-free Led Zeppelin tribute band, Lez Zeppelin. The proof? Identical taste in finger decorations, and the fact that Thomas has been absent from recent Lez Zeppelin performances.

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You may recall that a finger tattoo also gave away the identity of Slipknot’s then-new bassist, Alessandro Venturella (also of Krokodil). And so the moral of the story, musicians, is that if you ever hope to be part of a masked band, the members of which keep their true identities a secret, never get a finger tattoo. I can’t believe your mother didn’t teach you that. What, were you raised in a barn or something?

Thanks: M.C.

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