Pelican Encourage Fans to Donate to the ACLU; Idiots Revolt

After Donald Trump won the election last week, Pelican posted a message on Facebook urging their fans to donate to the ACLU or any other organization whose work is about to become even more important in the face of a Trump Presidency:

Because about half of the United States apparently doesn’t care about minorities or civil rights or the environment or the economy or any number of other issues so long as Donnie can get them their jobs back (spoiler alert: he can’t), this very simple and reasonable suggestion made some fans lose whatever was left of their goddamn minds. To Pelican’s credit, they appear to be taking it in stride. It’s almost like they value being decent human beings over money. What a bunch of assholes.

ANYWAY, you can read the entire thread above, but here are a few of my favorite comments and exchanges for your amusement. Check ’em out, then go to change.org to launch your petition demanding that President Trump deport the socialist Commie bastards ASAP.

He also may need to reconsider his mastery of tenses.

Speaking of aliens, this lady’s family look like they’re in a friggin’ cult:

And finally, this exchange is my favorite, because a) the nitwit has no idea what he’s talking about, and b) he immediately renegs and begs the band to come play his hometown (which is in Florida… what a shock):

[via Metal Insider]