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Inauthentic Taylor Swift Loves Authentic Veil of Maya

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Y’all seen this photo making the rounds on the net recently? People are bugging out because it appears that Taylor Swift is the latest not-remotely-metal celebrity to appropriate metal culture, following in the footsteps of Justin Bieber, Kanye West, and all eighty-seven Kardashians.

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Okay but here’s the thing though: that ain’t Taylor Swift. It’s April Gloria, a cosplayer who just so happens to look an awful lot like Taylor Swift. So if you were pissed that Taylor Swift would DARE to wear a metal band’s shirt, chill the fuck out. And if you were stoked that Taylor Swift would DEIGN to wear a metal band’s shirt, cue sad trombone. You’ll just to settle for almost literally every other goddamn walking breathing piece of tabloid fodder. Bummer, I know.

[via Rock Feed]

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