Jenner Sisters Apologize for Putting Their Faces on Vintage Rock Shirts
Now that we’ve made America great again and drained the swamp and saved healthcare and shown China we’re not so gullible as to fall for their little “climate change” prank and exposed the fake media for wanting to take away your guns and send your grandparents to death panels, we can finally worry about real problems…
Problems like this! Take it away, Lambgoat:
“Earlier today the world became aware of a new line of ‘vintage rock t-shirts’ from celebrity sisters Kendall and Kylie Jenner. Basically, the offering consists of old shirts from bands like Metallica, Ozzy Osbourne, and Pink Floyd with the sisters’ faces overlayed atop. Each shirt was available for the bargain price of $125.
“Not surprisingly, the new line was met with swift condemnation across the board.”
Swift condemnation across the board! We can’t get everyone to agree that our president’s tweets are thuggish and misogynistic, but we can all agree that one of the Jenners putting her face over a picture of Ozzy Osbourne is immoral and offensive!
Girls, you haven’t earned the right to put your face with musical icons. Stick to what you know…lip gloss. pic.twitter.com/BhmuUVrDBn
— Sharon Osbourne (@MrsSOsbourne) June 29, 2017
One of the Jenners has now issued an apology for this most grievous of errors:
— Kendall (@KendallJenner) June 29, 2017
Hey everyone, we did it! We got them to get rid of the shirts!!! U-S-A! U-S-A!!!
Of course, there are two sides to every story, and so there’s another way to look at this:
We just blew the chance to be able to stop total douche-burps comings a mile away. Not since Ed Hardy has a fashion designer done the world such a service. Now we may have actually have to converse with these people for ten to fifteen seconds before we figure out how horrible they are. Good job, snowflakes.