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Ted Nugent Says Kid Rock Won’t Run for Senate, Then Says a Bunch of Terribly Racist Things

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Will Kid Rock run for Michigan’s seat in the U.S. Senate or is it just a publicity stunt? For what it’s worth, the Republican party is interested in the idea… but I’m still not convinced he’ll do it. These days, anything goes, though. Our president proved that in last year’s election and continues to prove it on a daily basis: nearly two centuries of progress on race relations in this country? Fuck it, throw it out the window! “On many sides.” Fuck you.

Perennial conservative colostomy bag Ted Nugent is on team Trump — bigly! — and in a recent interview with Newsmax TV he offered some words on the alleged Senate run of Rock, a fellow Michigander with whom he visited the White House this past spring:

“My friend Bob Ritchie never thought, never hinted, never mentioned, never gave any consideration whatsoever to running for public office,” Nugent said. “Some goofball in the Michigan GOP just pulled it out of their ass and said, ‘What about Kid Rock?’ Meanwhile, Kid Rock’s rocking and rolling, he’s touring, he’s writing songs, he’s recording, he’s got a full-time job, and he’s a great man. And quite honestly, I know Bob, I know Kid Rock — he would make a much-improved representative in Michigan for ‘we the people.’ Logic, truth, common sense, that goodwill and decency and that work ethic that makes America work. But that the GOP and the media continue to milk this nonsense is one of the most embarrassing chapters for the Republican party.”

“Somebody write this down: Kid Rock ain’t running for squat. They made it up and they’re running with it and they should probably stop and focus their resources on someone who can beat the Barbara Boxer, Dianne Feinstein, Nancy Pelosi wannabe Debbie Stabenow. She’s bad for Michigan, she’s bad for America, and the Republican party better get somebody in there who can be a status quo crusher like Donald Trump. That’s why we took the embarrassment — the embarrassment — of the reliably blue state of Michigan, which is not a blue state; there’s no blue states in the nation. There’s only Democrat-run, high-crime blue smudges. Every state is a red state. The red states make this country tick, they make this country great, they make this country strong and productive every day, and somebody in Michigan better get in there and keep this getting rid of the embarrassment of a reliably blue state, just like Wisconsin and Pennsylvania. They’re not blue states — they’re red states with a bunch of manipulative, high-crime, blue Democrat smudges that we’ve got to fix A.S.A.P. So somebody better put their resources together for someone who’s actually running for office instead of this nonsense that Kid Rock is gonna stop rocking and rolling and run for U.S. Senate. You’ve gotta be kiddin’ me.”

Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa, wait a minute. Did Nugent just say what I think he said? Let’s look at that again on its own:

“There’s no blue states in the nation. There’s only Democrat-run, high-crime blue smudges. Every state is a red state.”

“They’re not blue states — they’re red states with a bunch of manipulative, high-crime, blue Democrat smudges that we’ve got to fix A.S.A.P.”

So Michigan, Pennsylvania and Wisconsin — which Trump narrowly carried in the election, giving him the victory despite losing by a huge margin in the popular vote — are simply red states that have small blue smudges, aka cities. Not stated, but implied: where the dangerous blacks, latinos and gays live, easily manipulated by the nefarious Jews to vote against what REAL Americans want and need.

He also shares his thought on Trump in the interview, which you can read over at Blabbermouth.

Ted Nugent has a said a lot of absolutely heinous shit over the years, but this one takes the cake. Fuck Ted Nugent, now and forever. There is nothing but hatred in his heart, masquerading as compassion.

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