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Eight Things That Occurred to Me While Watching Thy Art is Murder’s Video for “Puppet Master”

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  1. No one will ever do the whole “chains hanging from the ceiling in a metal video” thing better than Scott Rockenfield
  2. Whoa, EDGY, watch out!
  3. The song’s refrain, “Terror! Forever!” sounds like how I felt when I rushed to the bathroom for the sixth time yesterday evening after eating a dozen very hot buffalo wings
  4. I wonder what they used for the black gunk in that dude’s mouth?
  5. How much is that drummer going to have to spend on reconstructive surgery for his earlobes? b/c terrible life decisions
  6. I wonder if these guys are actually making money now despite their financial mismanagement in the past
  7. This riff is kinda Slayer-y and actually pretty cool
  8. This band is still so mediocre but their guitarist is a very, very nice guy I would like to hug

Thy Art is Murder’s new album Dear Desolation is out today.

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