Video: It’s a Metal Song… About the FRIEND ZONE


We’ve all been there: the dreaded friend zone! You think he or she likes you back the way you like them, and then it turns out that just isn’t the case, only after you’ve made a fool of yourself, of course.

Now the folks behind RiffShop — including MetalSucks columnist / Cyborg Octopus guitarist David Wu — have dedicated a metal song to this most pressing of issues. As usual, it’s witty, well done, and right on the money.

Watch below, then go back to crying into your pillow.

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