Dragonfart’s “Through the Fire and Farts” Is the Dragonforce Hand-Fart Cover the World Needs
Farts: truly a universal language. They carry with them a heinous odor and a rollercoast ride of emotions — laughter, relief, embarrassment, shame, concern — regardless of where you’re from or what language you speak.
Which is why I think you’ll all appreciate the latest masterwork from renowned hand-farter Guy First. It’s a cover of Dragonforce’s “Through the Fire and Flames,” which I know is a divisive song. But, surely, we can all agree on this: First has truly revolutionized the hand-fart. There’s a reason Guy’s YouTube page is called State of the Fart. And in these perturbing times, when we’re all so torn on so many different issues, isn’t there something undeniably beautiful about everyone being able to unite around a single common trait?
I’m getting choked up, you guys. I can’t keep typing. Just watch: