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Acidic Vaginal Liquid Explosion Generated by Mass Amounts of Filthy Fecal Fisting and Sadistic Septic Syphilic Sodomy Inside the Infected Maggot Infested Womb of a Molested Nun Dying Under the Roof of a Burning Church While a Priest Watches and Ejaculates in Immense Perverse Pleasure over His First Fresh Fetus Release New Album

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Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week alum Acidic Vaginal Liquid Explosion Generated by Mass Amounts of Filthy Fecal Fisting and Sadistic Septic Syphilic Sodomy Inside the Infected Maggot Infested Womb of a Molested Nun Dying Under the Roof of a Burning Church While a Priest Watches and Ejaculates in Immense Perverse Pleasure over His First Fresh Fetus — sometimes known as Xavlegbmaofffassssitimiwoamndutroabcwapwaeiippohfffx for the sake of, y’know, simplicity — have released a new twenty-three-song offering. It is called, simply, Gore 2.0. Clearly, this band understands that brevity is the soul of wit.

ANYWAY, it’s easy to dismiss this band on account of their name and Anal Cunt-esque song titles (e.g., “Dicks Out for Harambe,” “Hot Box Suffocation,” etc.)… but the thing is, they’re actually pretty good. There’s a lot of gurgle, DM, and grind, as you’d expect, but then they’ll whip out a snotty glam metal solo (“Bone Saw”) or some honky tonk (“Space Cowboys”) or surf rock (“Surfs Up Goths”), and they’ll totally make it work.

So, yeah. Gore 2.0 may make you laugh. But that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t take it seriously.

Listen to Gore 2.0 below. You can purchase it here.

Thanks: Stan

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