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Where to Even Begin with This ICP Furry Video…

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Sometimes, when life is hard and you feel like you’ve had enough, the gods smile upon you. They reach down and toss you a little gift, to remind you that no matter how difficult things seem, there is still some poetry in the universe.

Case in point: the ICP Snakebusters video.

There’s a lot to unpack here, so you might just want to watch the video below, but here’s the gist: Violent J and his daughter Ruby, a furry who apparently wears a werewolf costume (that looks oddly moose-ish), have created a video where they “bust snakes.” Not literal snakes, but liars and thieves who trick people on the Internet. The snakes in question? A company named OISK, who sold Ruby what appears to be a normal furry suit but was not the one she wanted, and for which J was thusly fleeced for $750.

I swear to God, I didn’t make any of this up. Here, just watch:

Wow. Just… wow.

I’m the resident juggalo at MetalSucks Mansion, so I’m always ready and willing to go to bat for both ICP and their fans. Hell, I even wrote an editorial back in the day about how considering juggalos gang members is super fucked up… and even I can’t get behind this. It’s very sweet that J made this video supporting and defending his daughter–if I spent $750 of my dad’s money, the only thing that got busted would’ve been my skull–but Jesus Christ on a moped, how embarrassing can you get? Why not just do the Facebook post without making it a “busters” style video? WHY DID THEY MAKE THIS?

Ah, well–that’s family for you! Here’s hoping Ruby never becomes a lawyer and has to blush through this every time her coworkers get drunk at a holiday party.

[via Noisey]

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