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Breaking News: All That Remains Released Another Crappy Song

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Sadly, the glimmer of hope that All That Remains released a few weeks ago turned out to be a false alarm. Their latest single, “Everything’s Wrong,” fits right in with the other 99% of their lackluster catalogue, so, in true MetalSucks spirit, I’m going to tell you all about how terrible this song is so you can make sure to avoid it at all costs.

Ahem: This song is bad. It’s not the worst ATR have ever put out (the intro is kinda nice), but, like the rest of their music, it’s not worth listening to. The name is hilariously edgy — if you’re lucky, you may be able to catch this one blasting in your local Hot Topic. The instrumentation is boring. The vocals suck (spoiler alert: they’re auto-tuned). Insert comment ragging on Phil Labonte here. Did you know he has guns?

Still not convinced? Listen below, I guess, and then make sure to comment about how bad it is so I can say “I told you so.”

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