Ed Sheeran Loves Korn Because of Course He Does

Few things will make a man beg for the sweet release of death the way the music of Ed Sheeran will. So, shock of shocks, it turns out that the ginger bastard is a fan of Korn, metal’s answer to fetal alcohol syndrome:

No, Munky, you shouldn’t be surprised — the only part of this news that’s unexpected is that the background of the photo doesn’t include a slightly-out-of-focus Satan and Donald Trump laughing while they share a high-five.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna go bang my head against a wall for an hour in the hopes of forgetting this ever happened.