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If There Were a God, Corey Taylor Would Be in Every Metal Band Ever #SLIPKNOT #STONESOUR

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As we all know, the entire history of metal has been building to one event: the arrival of Corey Taylor, God’s Perfect Metal Singer and Patron Saint of Click$. In fact, the only thing truly wrong with the world is that Corey isn’t every member of every band always.

So we went ahead and fixed that.

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