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Limp Fucking Bizkit Are Making a New Fucking Album for Some Fucking Reason

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Can some-fucking-one please ex-fucking-plain to me why the FUCK Limp fucking Bizkit are making a new fucking album? Their last abomi-fucking-nation, Gold fucking Cobra, got them fucking dropped from Inter-fucking-scope, and then even fucking Fred fucking Durst and Wes fucking Borland them-fucking-selves ad-fucking-mitted that their band was about as fucking relevant as fucking eight fucking track tapes.

“…in 2000, there were 35 million people who connected to this band. Twelve years later, lots of those people have moved on. We were a moment in time and it’s over.” –Fred Durst, 2012

 

“Getting all packed up this week for Broatchella 2015. It’s the same as Brochella but it’s off land. Can’t wait to see me some roided out tribal tattooed spray tanned Jell-O shot filled bohunks do their best drunk MMA impressions in the top deck mosh pit. Whenever we aren’t on stage, I’ll be curled up fetal position in my cabin, palms up, while I desperately cling to the last week of my thirties as it slips through my hooked fingers. So, I’d like to give a shout out now to all the other over-the-hill late nineties/early 2000s bands going on the cruise: Let’s give these people the raging alcohol fueled nostalgia fest they’re paying for guys! I know we can do it if we tune down low enough!” –Wes Borland, 2015

And fucking yet, Borland now says via social fucking media that the band is about to make a new record:

“Getting warmed up to actually make a brand new @limpbizkit album. We would have started last Saturday but were displaced by the fires and lost some gear. Getting back on our feet and in the studio within the week.“

He even posted the below fucking video of him fucking noodling on his fucking guitar:

 

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I have no fucking whether or not this gonna be that fucking Stam-fucking-pede of the Disco fucking Elephants album they were fucking threatening to make awhile fucking back. I do fucking wonder who the fuck is fucking paying for them to fucking record this shit. Do they have a new fucking label deal? If so, some-fucking-body got fucking took.

[via The PRP]

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