Band Name Suggestions for New Acts from New York, San Francisco and Boston

Because when you overhear one middle-aged woman say to another, “$900,000 for a one bedroom condo, that’s not bad!” outside of a real estate office in the suburbs, you know you’re fucked.

Bankrupture

Cohabicution

Crucible of Unaffordability

Death Defaulted

Disposable Income Destroyer

Domicilian

Earnings Lost

Evictication

Fiscalpheliac

Gored by Disbursement

Incomicide

Infernal Living Arrangement

Into Debt Eternal

Leased

Landlordaroth

Morbid Flat

Mortgaguary

Obscene Expense

Pecuniary Hemorrhage

Perpetual Roommating Ritual

Proximal Geographic Desecration

Rentastrophe

Re’altor

Repo-ssessed

Rotting Basement

Siphonic Monetary Onslaught

Unholy Tenancy

Victims of Equity