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Slipknot’s “All Out Life” is the New Theme Song for the WWE’s NXT

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I just did the ol’ “Apple-F ‘Slipknot'” on the MetalSucks landing page and was mortified to find that we haven’t written about this band in 48 hours. How the FUCK did we let that happen?!?! I’ve got five kids to feed!!!

I apologize for this most grievous malfeasance, and offer this news by way of apology: “All Out Life,” Slipknot’s most recent single, hath been anointed the new theme song for NXT, the WWE’s weekly show focusing on NXT, which is like their minor league (or so I gleaned from Fighting with My Family).

Triple H, best known for his thespianic work in The Chaperone but also apparently somehow associated with professional wrestling, made the announcement via this celebratory advert:

Sorry. Wrong video. Honest mistake. Here’s the real one:

Thank you again for bearing with us during this drought of Slipknot news. We appreciate your business.

[via The PRP]

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