Crushing Crowdfunding 0 Wife and Bandmate of Ex-W.A.S.P. Guitarist Chris Holmes Launch GoFundMe for His Cancer Treatment February 8th, 2022 at 9:04am Emperor Rhombus Last week, we reported that Chris Holmes, former guitarist of […]
This Sucks 0 Ex-W.A.S.P. Guitarist Chris Holmes Diagnosed With Neck and Throat Cancer February 5th, 2022 at 9:11am Emperor Rhombus The news was confirmed by his wife and manager via Instagram.
Cinemetal 0 I Watched Mean Man: The Story of Chris Holmes So You Don’t Have To July 6th, 2021 at 3:44pm Axl Rosenberg This was a tough sit.
Cinemetal 0 There’s a New Chris Holmes Video! THERE’S A NEW CHRIS HOLMES VIDEO!!! December 3rd, 2020 at 2:57pm Axl Rosenberg Break out the hot dogs and celebra
New Stuff 0 A Detailed Analysis of the New Song and Music Video by Chris Holmes (“Formably of W.A.S.P.”) October 12th, 2020 at 3:18pm Axl Rosenberg Holmes’ current crowdfunding campaign is not going well.
Crushing Crowdfunding 0 Chris Holmes, “Formably of W.A.S.P.,” Launches GoFundMe Campaign on Indiegogo as a Result of “What the COVID Done” October 9th, 2020 at 12:01pm Axl Rosenberg Holmes was more articulate in The Decline of Western Civilization Part 2.
Cinemetal 0 Someone Made a Documentary About Chris Holmes and I Could Not Be More Excited About It August 19th, 2020 at 10:26am Axl Rosenberg With all due respect to Bill & Ted Face the Music, this may be THE heavy metal cinematic comedy event of the year.
What the...?? 0 Watch Metal’s Favorite Grumpy Grampa, Chris Holmes, Interview Skindred September 12th, 2019 at 2:48pm Axl Rosenberg Includes such insightful questions as “You’re the bass player, right?”, “Do you have a label?”, and “Is that it?”.
Metal Legacies 0 Former W.A.S.P. Guitarist Chris Holmes Films Sequel to His Infamous Pool Interview from Decline of Western Civilization Part II May 4th, 2017 at 12:08pm Axl Rosenberg He may be sober now, but he’s not any smarter.
Cinemetal 0 Watch Some of Chris Holmes’ Ridiculous New Reality Show, Holmes Sweet Holmes November 29th, 2016 at 12:13pm Axl Rosenberg “Holmes Sweet Holmes is just what we call Life, Love and Laughs,” says a ridiculous press release.
...And F*ck You Too 0 Chris Holmes Deeply Misunderstands Why Lemmy Didn’t Want Him in Motörhead January 7th, 2016 at 11:00am Emperor Rhombus “He didn’t want me overshadowing him.” Ho boy.
Biggest Putz in Metal Reader Bracket 0 Rounds 40 & 41: Chris Holmes vs. Danny Worsnop, Blake Judd vs. Wes Scantlin September 2nd, 2015 at 3:00pm MetalSucks Putz your hands in the air, and wave ’em like you just don’t care.
Biggest Putz in Metal Reader Bracket 0 Rounds 17 – 20: Blackie Lawless Vs. Chris Holmes, Paul Di’Anno Vs. Rat Skates, Shaggy 2 Dope Vs. Violent J, Sully Erna Vs. Wes Scantlin August 14th, 2015 at 3:20pm MetalSucks Don’t putz around — vote now!
Cinemetal 0 Watch Chris Holmes’ Latest Cinemetallic Masterpiece, “Born Work Die” July 7th, 2015 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg “Who farted? Wasn’t me, dude!”
Cinemetal 0 FINALLY, We’ll All Be Able to Watch Chris Holmes Embarrass His Mother in Hi-Def March 26th, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg The Decline of Western Civilization films come to Blu-ray.
Editorials 0 Former W.A.S.P. Guitarist Chris Holmes Blames “Black Culture” for His Dwindling Popularity in the U.S. July 16th, 2014 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg As though you need to be black to hear how bad his music sucks.
Metal Merch 0 Former W.A.S.P. Guitarist Chris Holmes is Selling His ’87 Pontiac on Craigslist March 18th, 2014 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg He builds excitement.
Hair Metal Happy Hour 0 Former W.A.S.P. Guitarist Chris Holmes Deported January 3rd, 2014 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg He’s Europe’s problem now.
Cinemetal 0 And You Thought Chris Holmes’ Last Video Sucked March 21st, 2013 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg I’m reasonably certain this was filmed on an iPhone.
Cinemetal 0 Chris Holmes from W.A.S.P. Made the Best Music Video Ever November 16th, 2012 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Where did he get the budget to hire Scorsese?