News 0 Research Suggests Listening to Metal While Studying Makes You Dumberer June 29th, 2023 at 11:12am Hesher Keenan Put down the Sanguisugabogg and get back to summer school.
News 0 Study Finds Gen Z Concertgoers Drink Less at Shows June 6th, 2023 at 2:53pm Hesher Keenan Luckily, that means more beer for us old farts!
News 0 Study: Want to Make an Average Wage Off Spotify Streams? Move to Mississippi April 28th, 2023 at 12:59pm Hesher Keenan It’s not easy at all.
News 0 Study Finds Last Year’s Hatebreed, Slipknot, and Gojira Tours Were Terrible for the Environment January 31st, 2023 at 4:19pm Hesher Keenan Turns out touring is bad for the planet.
Lolz 0 Study Finds Truckers That Listen to Metal Are More Down to F*ck Than Others December 19th, 2022 at 2:09pm Hesher Keenan Truckers need love too, it turns out.
Satanic Science 0 A New Study Suggests You’re Really Developing Those Sick Sweep Picking Skills to Impress Your Bros October 4th, 2022 at 9:57am Hesher Keenan Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Metalcal Marijuana 0 Rejoice, Stoners! A New Study Suggests You’re Not Lazy Because of the Weed September 20th, 2022 at 2:23pm Hesher Keenan When it comes to marijuana consumption and heavy metal fandom, […]
Satanic Science 0 New Study Shows AC/DC Makes Surgeons Faster and More Precise — As Long As It’s Played Loud April 13th, 2022 at 8:46am Emperor Rhombus They may find a Becks bottle cap in your next X-ray, though.
Satanic Science 0 New Data Study Shows Who Should’ve Won This Year’s Bulls*** Metal Grammy April 6th, 2022 at 9:16am Emperor Rhombus The study used combined streams, playlist inclusions, and Shazam searches.
Satanic Science 0 New Study Shows 62% of Heavy Metal Fans Can’t Separate Art from Artist March 8th, 2022 at 2:50pm Phil Boozeman The age old question: Can you separate the art from the artist?
The Webernets 0 Study: Metal Fans are the Most Avid T-Shirt Collectors July 2nd, 2021 at 9:54am Vince Neilstein Metalheads have an average of 17 band t-shirts in their collection totally $495 in value.
What the...?? 0 Listening to Metal Makes You Fat, Study Says May 11th, 2021 at 9:32am Vince Neilstein Stop us if you’ve heard this one before.
Satanic Science 0 Study Shows Listening to Metal Reduces Anxiety, Blood Pressure and Heart Rate February 11th, 2021 at 1:53pm Vince Neilstein What we metalheads have known all along: metal helps reduce stress!
Coronavirus 0 Study Shows “Very Low” Risk of Covid-19 Transmission at Indoor Concerts… But Don’t Get Your Hopes Up Yet November 5th, 2020 at 9:32am Vince Neilstein A new study out of Germany gives hope for those hoping a return to live concerts is coming soon. But there are asterisks.
Satanic Science 0 Study: Metal Fans Are the Most Likely to Have a Sex in a Car February 28th, 2020 at 11:19am Axl Rosenberg “Ain’t got money, ain’t got no gas, but we’ll get where we’re goin’ if we swing real fast!”
Satanic Science 0 New Study Says Killswitch Engage Are the Hardest Working Band in Metal November 27th, 2019 at 12:53pm Axl Rosenberg The Institute of Contemporary Music Performance analyzed a bunch of factors and decided all other metal bands are lazy assholes.
Symphonies of Sickness 0 Study: Listen to 78 Minutes of Music Per Day to Improve Your Mental Health November 18th, 2019 at 9:07am Vince Neilstein Listening to music daily can improve your mental health, and jamming metal can help manage anger.
Metal in the Media 0 Study Proves People Retain Rock Band Logos Better Than Any Other Genre October 31st, 2019 at 2:02pm MetalSucks Respondents were best able to recall logos by Kiss, Nirvana, The Rolling Stones and more.
Metal in the Media 0 Yet Another Study Finds That Heavy Metal Is Good For Your Mental Health! August 6th, 2019 at 2:52pm MetalSucks “Listening to extreme music represents a healthy and functional way of processing anger.”
Satanic Science 0 New Study Claims You Shouldn’t Listen to Metal While Driving May 31st, 2019 at 12:36pm Axl Rosenberg Metal “could cause motorists to lose their cool behind the wheel,” according to the study.