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WHERE EXACTLY DOES CHIMP SPANNER’S ALL ROADS LEAD HERE LEAD?

Monday, February 13th, 2012 at 4:00pm by

Chimp Spanner - All Roads Lead Here

Say what you will about djent, but at least one thing is undeniable; the movement has done wonders for the advancement of the instrumental cause. As of just a few years ago the idea of consistently listening to metal or rock bands sans-singer seemed pretty far fetched to many, not the least of which was myself (as someone that plays in an instrumental band!). But then along came Animals as Leaders and a collective realization suddenly dawned on the metal community: chosing to play without a vocalist is very different from “lacking” one.

The consideration for instrumental music has now grown to such an extent that it’s become almost commonplace for bands to put out instrumental versions of their releases. Talk about wishy-washy! One man who certainly cannot be stamped with such a dodgy tag is Paul Antonio Ortiz, a.k.a. Chimp Spanner. Chimp Spanner has been at it for long enough to gain stylistic immunity from anyone who might bemoan another Djohnny-come-lately djent release in 2012. But with the mobs of seven-string-wielding, ToonTrack-sponsored forum rats that have come along since Ortiz’s first record in 2004, one has to wonder: is he still relevant?

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THE SAFETY FIRE’S GRIND THE OCEAN IS DYNAMIC AND DIVERSE

Monday, February 6th, 2012 at 4:00pm by

The Safety Fire - Grind the Ocean

Despite what their name might suggest, The Safety Fire are not an indie rock band. The group, having toured with the likes of Periphery and Monuments, are a progressive metalcore band from the UK and their first proper album, Grind the Ocean (hooray for still verbing the noun!), is a rock solid prog metal production that is far better than its fretboard over-caffeination gives it any right to be. The Safety Fire sound right at home within the scene that bred such bands as Sikth, Architects, and The Arusha Accord and, much like those noise specialists, they’re spastic, crazy technical, and quite melodic at the same time. But unlike most of these names (save for Sikth who will always hold a warm and fuzzy place in my heart), The Safety Fire are actually pretty listenable over an extended period of time.

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ALBUMS THAT WILL FUCK YOUR FACE OFF IN 2012: ADIMIRION, K2

Thursday, January 12th, 2012 at 3:30pm by

Adimiron
K2
Label – Bakerteam Records
Release date – January 2012

If writing about a new Gojira album ain’t happening here (the point of this exercise is to expose metal bands on the rise), then I suppose Italy’s Adimiron will do. But maybe that’s a little unfair to say — based on snippets alone, the Roman four-piece sounds loads more interesting than anything I’ve heard from those Frenchies to the north.

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YEAR’S END ADDENDUM: THE YEAR IN WHICH I WAS MORE PRETENTIOUS THAN USUAL

Friday, December 16th, 2011 at 1:05pm by

Monkey with headphones

Damn you, MetalSucks, and your early Top 15 deadlines; I rushed to put that incoherent stream of fanboy drivel together and now, little more than a week later, my list is already obsolete. While it was apparently individualistic and snobby enough to land a cherished spot on Corey Mitchell’s esteemed “MORE ELITIST WRITER HOO-HA” countdown, I only managed to tie for fourth place — disappointing, I know.

Just to affirm my elitist cred I’ve tacked on a few more “don’t know ‘em; don’t care” albums in 2011 that you’ll definitely want to check out if you’re a real snob like me:

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STEVEN WILSON: THE METALSUCKS INTERVIEW

Tuesday, December 6th, 2011 at 4:30pm by

Steven Wilson(Photo borrowed from MusicPlayers.com)

They say “never meet your heroes.” I don’t think they say anything about interviewing them.

For decades now, Steven Wilson and his many projects have been consistent sources of inspiration and joy to music lovers, audiophiles, and regular people alike. Like many musical masterminds, Mr. Wilson prefers to let his work speak for itself, but that isn’t to say he’s ever been short for words. In the intimate 20 minutes I had to speak with him it became clear that there was far more to the scruffy, bespectacled man in the blurry photos than I’d been led to believe. Steven is a relentlessly thoughtful and honest individual whose words deserve every bit as much attention as the impressive music he creates.

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SHANBOMB’S TOP FIFTEEN METAL ALBUMS OF 2011

Thursday, December 1st, 2011 at 11:00am by

No doubt about it; 2011 has been a pretty swingin’ year for music —the year I had kind of expected 2010 to be (probably because about half of the albums I was anticipating came out so late anyway…). New Limp Bizkit, KoRn, Nickelback, and Soulja Boy? Am I in heaven?

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UNSIGNED AND UNHOLY: CROWNEVICT

Friday, November 18th, 2011 at 4:30pm by

crownevict

It’s no secret that a number of people on this site have a sizeable admiration for Deftones and a handful of other bands that aren’t quite metal by the standard definition.

I’m a fearless advocator of this clique of bands, and I’m always interested in left-of-center heavy rock bands that aren’t Tool or Deftones but share their inexplicable appeal. It just so happens that one these most delightful discoveries lives only a few hours away from my native Connecticut and has a killer debut album in serious need of some attention.

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CH-CH-CH-CHANGES: WHY BANDS YOU LIKE START SUCKING: PART 3 OF 6: INSPIRATION MASTURBATION (A.K.A. “ROOFTOP SYNDROME”)

Tuesday, October 18th, 2011 at 4:00pm by

walk hard

Alright, I’ll admit it: I’m a lazy guy.

I’m the kind of person who will take a job and work as infrequently and minimally as possible (were you wondering why Part 3 took so fricken’ long after Part 1 and Part 2?). I use a lot of big words on my applications and key phrases like “people-person” and “success-oriented” (second to only to the ever popular “failure-oriented”). In other words, I’m a music journalist through and through.

In the music world we lazy, uninspired writers love to curmudgeon bands for being similarly lazy … and of course, uninspired. Sitting atop our glorious thrones of self-granted influence, we, with all our forum-crawling, shit-kicking expertise criticize what we probably couldn’t do any better ourselves.

But the fact is, there are plenty of decent — and even very good — bands that are more than happy to spend an entire career ignoring our occasionally constructive criticism. After all, not every band has to break new ground to be worth your time. But what happens when groups really do take such jabs to heart?

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NEW FRIEND FOR A FOE EP IS FANTA-TASTIC

Tuesday, October 4th, 2011 at 2:30pm by

Friend for a Foe

There’s something really remarkable about following a band from inception to record. What we so often see and hear as listeners is a finished product, spontaneously available, without any history or sign of the trials and challenges the band faced while getting there. I can’t claim to be one of the group’s earliest fans, but for the last year I have had the unique opportunity to watch Fairfax, Virginia native Chris Purvis’ experimental metal project, Friend for a Foe, grow and evolve.

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CH-CH-CH-CHANGES: WHY BANDS YOU LIKE START SUCKING (PART 2 OF 6: YOU THINK YOU’RE PIMPSAUCE / JEFF FOXWORTHY)

Friday, September 9th, 2011 at 3:30pm by

There comes a time in the life of any moderately successful band where a decision must be made: to continue writing artistically relevant music or to throw on a cowboy hat and write about beer and puss—

I wonder which is more profitable.

Last week we explored the first of six stylistic pitfalls good bands/musicians so often fall prey to (click here to see part 1!), changes in quality of life. In this edition we will be focusing our attention on a very different, but equally devastating gaffe, and it’s a distinctly American problem at that (provided that Canada is basically America).

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CH-CH-CH-CHANGES: WHY BANDS YOU LIKE START SUCKING (PART 1 OF 6: QUALITY OF LIFE)

Monday, August 29th, 2011 at 3:30pm by

How could they—how could they do this?! And to you of all people—

You, who so loyally downloaded each of their album leaks; you, who mobbed them outside their tour bus to plug your band they didn’t want to hear about at 1:45 in the morning; and, of course, you, who left an elitist comment on an MS thread about how KVLT they used to be and how nothing they’ve done recently is worth a damn—What nerve!

Bands change, and as human beings we’re hardwired to resist that. But deep down, in our own girly, paradoxical way, we sort of look for it, too. Ambivalence aside, if you were to investigate the primary reasons as to why the majority of the groups you like head south (not on tour), it would likely come down to the fact that they did actually change things. What you thought wasn’t broken they tried to fix anyway and now you’re left with an annoying buzz and a whole bunch of spare parts.

We go about saying “oh that band ‘sold out’” or “they used to be good, but now they’re just a bunch of pussycats.” But that’s not really all that descriptive. Music nerds love to complain, not explain, and maybe that’s the problem here. In this series we will explore the leading factors in a band’s artistic decline and examine just why it is that your rock gods of yester-year are now the radio slobs you can’t bear to hear.

Without further a do, Part 1!

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EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW: DEAD LETTER CIRCUS VOCALIST KIM BENZIE

Monday, August 15th, 2011 at 4:00pm by

Dead Letter Circus

Let it be said that metalheads cannot thrive on metal alone.

As avid fans of all things chunky and technical we need a break every now and then, you know, just to keep us sharp. A demand for intelligent, intense music that isn’t necessarily “heavy” has surfaced in the metal community, and even readers on this site have come to embrace a number of acts that are hardly BR00TAL. Porcupine Tree, Karnivool, Fair to Midland, and Dredg have all shared the stage with heavier acts and received acclaim from even the most opinionated and stubborn metal snobs. This year Sumerian Records have apparently taken notice, adding Brisbane’s Dead Letter Circus to their once very homogenous roster.

The signing of these left-of-center alt rockers and the recent American release of their debut album This is the Warning marks the label’s first true departure from their infamous Sumeriancore stigma. Stirring a lively dose of surround-sound ambience and percussive programming into their quality brand of Aussie alternative, Dead Letter Circus has continually won favor in progressive and extreme metal circles (the group is currently touring with Animals as Leaders, Intronaut, and Last Chance to Reason).

Playing no small role in the group’s universal appeal is Kim Benzie’s powerhouse tenor that drives the group’s music through numerous emotional twists and turns. I recently had the opportunity to speak with him on the road about how a rock band attracts a metal label, why the Australian music scene differs from our own, and, you guessed it, NICKELBACK!

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ALT PRESS DOESN’T PLAY FAIR (TO MIDLAND)

Monday, July 25th, 2011 at 11:30am by

Fair to Midland - Arrows and Anchors

Just this past Tuesday I was casually enjoying an unofficial holiday you may have heard of that one of my obsessive friends lovingly calls “Fair to Midland Day.” In celebration of the group’s fourth release, Arrows and Anchors, the guys (and, like, one girl) all set out to purchase the album and listen to it tirelessly.

I made sure I eventually got one too (so I didn’t look like a bad person or anything…), and I was dern glad I did, because despite having already heard about 2/3rds of it in live and demo form, the album still rules. It may not be outright metal, but it is awesomely oddball alt rock.

But why take my word for it? Especially when we have such an accurate and thoughtful portrayal of the record right here, courtesy of Alternative Press:

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SATURDAY SONG TO NOT GET STONED TO: CARTOON ALL-STARS

Saturday, July 9th, 2011 at 12:00pm by

Let’s face it; like Michael right here, you’ve probably “gotta’ get off these drugs” and who better to help you than every major cartoon character from the ’80s?

In 1990 the programming powers that be had the bright idea to create an animated, public-service musical entitled Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue to spread awareness about the uncoolness of Mary Jane. This special, funded by McDonalds, aired on the three major American television networks and received critical acclaim from an unintentional cult fanbase of well-meaning stoners.

Cartoon All-Stars

The preachy, half-hour trip reaches a head within the surreal two-minute sing-along that closes this nightmare; amidst the nails-on-an-eardrum croons of those three color-coordinated duck fucks (seriously, Chad Kroeger is starting to sound pretty good right now) Garfield drops a piece of wisdom that rings especially true:

A good excuse is something you never outgrow

Ain’t that right Afroman?

Amazingly, though, the shit that goes down in this flick is probably more unsettling than whatever talking foods or flying toasters you saw during your last bad trip. Baby Ms. Piggy isn’t your friend! She doesn’t know you!

But oddly enough, this song might not even be the most amusing thing about the movie. Hearing the nerdy, blue chipmunk awkwardly say “Marijuana” at the beginning takes the cake. Here it is slowed down!

So next time MetalSucks tries to bully you into smoking sumthin’ you ain’t so keen on, make sure you say no! (There are a million wonderful ways to say it…) Send all your excuses to Axl; I’m sure he’ll appreciate it.

-Shanbomb

THE MIRE: SLUDGY SATISFACTION WITHOUT THE WAIT

Tuesday, June 28th, 2011 at 3:20pm by

Isn’t five minutes long enough to get your post-metal fix? Do you really need to sit through eighteen minutes of delay to feel the rush of that four-chord climax? Sometimes you just want your sludgy satisfaction; the quicker, the better.

And… that’s okay! The Mire is there for you. Brighton UK’s dour four-piece plays post-metal that ADD-sufferers and ants-in-the-pants-ers alike can savor in five to six minute increments.

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PROGRESSIVE POLITICS: WHO IS JON HUNTSMAN?

Monday, June 20th, 2011 at 2:00pm by

If you’ve completed high school history, chances are you’ve heard some talk about “progressive politics” (Bull-Moose, if you know what I mean). Most of us have probably heard of so-called “progressive politicians,” but when it comes to the pivotal issues, the things that really matter, like which bands they listened to in high school, many of them seem just as uninspired as their more conservative competition.

Isn’t it about time America had a truly progressive presidential candidate? Recent Utah governor Jon Huntsman seems to think so. After resigning in February from his Obama-appointed post of foreign ambassador to China, rumors of his presidential candidacy began to surge like a black mage’s whirlwind spell. Even more than that, bits about Huntsman’s “epic” past began to surface, and that soft-spoken politician began to appear all the more mystical.

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UNSIGNED AND UNHOLY: OM MANI ARE DJENT DONE FANCY

Thursday, May 26th, 2011 at 12:30pm by

Within the last year, djent has picked up followers by the truckload, replacing the tedium of deathcore with some long awaited inspiration and… also some more tedium. Low tunings and monotone vocals an interesting band do not make. So why should you bother with another 8-string-aping sound-alike? Because France’s Om Mani doesn’t really sound like Meshuggah, and they sure don’t sound like Periphery, either.

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MAX CAVALERA: “WE NEED TO GO DEEPER INTO THE HEAVINESS AND CREATE SOMETHING HEAVIER.”

Tuesday, May 17th, 2011 at 3:00pm by

Max Cavalera is a name you’ve probably heard recently. His band, Cavalera Conspiracy, has been making waves in the metal world with their latest release, Blunt Force Trauma, and are currently on tour in the U.S. But here’s something you might not have known: he’s been at this for decades.

Max, along with his esteemed colleague and brother, Igor, made some of the most beastly and innovative thrash in the mid 80’s and 90’s in the highly influential, underground metal outlet, Sepultura (Portuguese for “grave”). Unfortunately personal differences in ’96 drew him away from the band. Upon relocating to the States, he focused his talents on a new project, the still-running Soulfly (English for “Mighty-Spirit-Mosquito”).

For years Max worked tirelessly with the group, releasing seven studio album’s and gradually building a cult following in the process. Now with a new band and his brother back at his side, the world is finally taking notice.

I recently had the opportunity to speak with the bearded bellower to get the skinny on the new album and see what he makes of his recent success.

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PERIPHERY BRINGS THE RIPH TO CONNECTICUT

Monday, April 11th, 2011 at 1:00pm by



Photos by Robert Bejil

It’s weird. Mention Periphery to any person on the street and they’ll think nothing of it. But speak their name to those who know, and it’s like you just dropped “Jeezy” at an As I Lay Dying concert. Periphery have become a huge band in the warped little snow globe of the metal landscape.

As a person who’s listened as the sextet has grown and evolved, and go through singers like cheez balls, seeing them live was an experience that I was far overdue to have. I had my chance about a week ago when the group ventured over to Hartford Connecticut’s Webster Theater supporting Fair to Midland along with Scale the Summit [Alas, they have since dropped off the tour. -Ed.]. The evening turned out to be a proggy feast I won’t soon forget.

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INTO THE NETHER REGIONS

Monday, April 4th, 2011 at 1:30pm by

A couple of things might come to mind upon hearing a name like Nether Regions: a hot, hellish abyss, or, maybe, an area you’d be well advised not to scratch in public. Life is full of tough decisions, but fortunately, with the debut album by the Portland, Oregon foursome, you don’t have to choose — you get an even helping of both. These Northwestern shamans of sludge play a hot, sweaty, and very hairy style of stoner metal that rocks just as hard as it itches.

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