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	<title>MetalSucks &#187; &#8230;And Fuck You Too</title>
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		<title>&#8220;WHERE CELTIC FROST FAILED, I WILL SUCCEED.&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/02/10/where-celtic-frost-failed-i-will-succeed/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/02/10/where-celtic-frost-failed-i-will-succeed/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Feb 2012 17:00:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Mudslide]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Steve Thunderbolt]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A reader sent us a link to this classified ad, in which some dude is looking for some other dudes to start a band with him. And the whole thing is so hilarious, I almost don&#8217;t know where to begin. So I&#8217;m just going to cut and past the entire thing and add my own [...]]]></description>
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		<title>SPARKNOTES: &#8220;DRUG DEALER FRIEND&#8221; BY EMMURE</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/02/06/sparknotes-drug-dealer-friend-by-emmure/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/02/06/sparknotes-drug-dealer-friend-by-emmure/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 21:30:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Context Emmure is a band that was formed in Connecticut in 2003. They were clearly influenced by a style of music known as &#8220;metalcore,&#8221; which was very popular in the Northeast during the early twenty-first century. Given its name due to the fact that it combined elements of heavy metal music and hardcore music, metalcore [...]]]></description>
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		<title>BREAKING: COURTNEY LOVE IS NOT A GOOD MOM</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/02/03/breaking-courtney-love-is-not-a-good-mom/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/02/03/breaking-courtney-love-is-not-a-good-mom/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Feb 2012 16:00:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Guys, I have some really, really surprising, and upsetting, news to share. Maybe you should sit down for this one, &#8217;cause it might be kinda hard to hear. But it&#8217;s gonna be okay. We&#8217;ll get through this together. I promise. Alright? Are you sitting down? Okay. Good. Here we go. Courtney Love has not been [...]]]></description>
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		<title>SEPARATED AT BIRTH?</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/02/01/separated-at-birth/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/02/01/separated-at-birth/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Feb 2012 16:30:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[-AR]]></description>
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		<title>JONATHAN DAVIS BELIEVES IN THE ILLUMINATI, SANTA CLAUS</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/12/09/jonathan-davis-believes-in-the-illuminati-santa-claus/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/12/09/jonathan-davis-believes-in-the-illuminati-santa-claus/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Dec 2011 18:00:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[emmure]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Frankie Palmeri]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Jonathan Davis]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Korn]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[President Barack Obama]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=79593</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Does anyone happen to know if Fred Durst believes in Underpants Gnomes or anything like that? I ask because I&#8217;m starting to notice an amusing little pattern: the vocalists for truly, irredeemably moronic bands often seem to hold ridiculous conspiracy theories in high regard.  &#8217;Cause first we learned that Frankie Palmeri from Emmure believes in UFOs and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>WHAT COULD THE &#8220;HUGE LIMP BIZKIT NEWS&#8221; POSSIBLY BE?</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/11/29/what-could-the-huge-limp-bizkit-news-possibly-be/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/11/29/what-could-the-huge-limp-bizkit-news-possibly-be/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Nov 2011 16:00:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[OMG U GUISE, Fred Durst has promised that some &#8220;huge Limp Bizkit news&#8221; is going to be announced in December. (See above tweet for details.) I am, obvs, totes excited. What do you think it could possibly be????????? Here are some thoughts I had: Gold Cobra II: No Seriously Please Buy Our Album This Time [...]]]></description>
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		<title>GET READY FOR ZAKK VEIL BRIDES</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/11/22/get-ready-for-zakk-veil-brides/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/11/22/get-ready-for-zakk-veil-brides/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Nov 2011 16:20:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have finally reached the point where I can&#8217;t even muster outrage or disappointment over Zakk Wylde&#8217;s career choices. Twenty years ago, I probably would have lept from an airplane without a &#8216;chute if the dude had asked me to. Ten years ago, if he had announced that he was doing a guest spot on, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>JUST BECAUSE JASON NEWSTED ISN&#8217;T IN METALLICA ANYMORE DOESN&#8217;T MEAN HE CAN&#8217;T CONTINUE TO MAKE TERRIBLE MUSIC</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/10/26/just-because-jason-newsted-isnt-in-metallica-anymore-doesnt-mean-he-cant-continue-to-make-terrible-music/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/10/26/just-because-jason-newsted-isnt-in-metallica-anymore-doesnt-mean-he-cant-continue-to-make-terrible-music/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Oct 2011 20:30:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When Some Kind of Monster came out, Jason Newsted suddenly surpassed Dave Mustaine to become #2 on the list of Most Popular Former Members of Metallica*, mostly because he made some pretty funny comments about how the whole Phil Towle/group therapy thing was bullshit &#8212; comments which, at the screening I attended, were met with [...]]]></description>
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		<title>APPARENTLY, LARS ULRICH HASN&#8217;T EVEN HEARD &#8220;THE VIEW&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/10/18/apparently-lars-ulrich-hasnt-even-heard-the-view/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/10/18/apparently-lars-ulrich-hasnt-even-heard-the-view/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Oct 2011 14:00:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Lars Ulrich has a history of saying really dumb shit to promote his latest really dumb endeavor, but his most recent brain fart may actually be his stinkiest one yet. See, back in 2003, before there even was a MetalSucks (unless you believe the kid I met at New York Comic Con this weekend who [...]]]></description>
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		<title>HOW DARE YOU GET SO CLOSE TO AXL ROSE&#8217;S CAR DOOR?!?!</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/10/13/how-dare-you-get-so-close-to-axl-roses-car-door/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/10/13/how-dare-you-get-so-close-to-axl-roses-car-door/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Oct 2011 15:30:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Axl Rose arrived at the airport in Rosario, Argentina earlier this week, and a fan caught him on video screaming &#8220;Get the fuck away from me, you fucking idiot!&#8221; at some guy as he exited the car. The guy&#8217;s crime appears to be standing too close to Axl&#8217;s door as the vocalist attempts to exit [...]]]></description>
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		<title>LARS ULRICH&#8217;S MOUTH IS STILL WRITING CHECKS HIS MUSIC CAN&#8217;T CASH</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/10/03/lars-ulrichs-mouth-is-still-writing-checks-his-music-cant-cash/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/10/03/lars-ulrichs-mouth-is-still-writing-checks-his-music-cant-cash/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Oct 2011 17:00:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[James Hetfield]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t know why anyone would trust anything Metallica has to say these days. Every time they have a new album coming out, they start talking smack on their last album, which is doubly offensive. &#8220;St. Anger is gonna blow Load out of the water!&#8221; &#8220;Okay we know St. Anger sucked, but seriously, Death Magnetic is gonna be amazing!!!&#8221; All they&#8217;re really doing is just [...]]]></description>
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		<title>YOU REALLY HAVE TO GIVE KORN CREDIT</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/09/29/you-really-have-to-give-korn-credit/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/09/29/you-really-have-to-give-korn-credit/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Sep 2011 14:30:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Because unlike Limp Bizkit, Korn keeps finding new and innovative ways to be completely unlistenable. A press release for the band&#8217;s nu-dubstep-metal album, The Path Of Banality, claims that &#8220;this is unlike any Korn record.  It&#8217;s even unlike any record released before.&#8221; And that&#8217;s not just hype. Korn have reinvented the art of being the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>MARILYN MANSON AND SHIA LABEOUF NOW COMPETING TO SEE WHO CAN BE A BIGGER PUTZ</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/09/02/marilyn-manson-and-shia-labeouf-now-competing-to-see-who-can-be-a-bigger-putz/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/09/02/marilyn-manson-and-shia-labeouf-now-competing-to-see-who-can-be-a-bigger-putz/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Sep 2011 17:00:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Marilyn Manson and Shia LaBeouf have released &#8220;Born Villain,&#8221; the LaBeouf-directed video for the title track from Manson&#8217;s new album, which also may or may not somehow relate to the documentary of the same title that LaBeouf made about the making of that album and L.A. street art. &#8216;Cause, y&#8217;know, nothing screams &#8220;L.A. street art&#8221; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>WORST THING EVER OF THE WEEK, PART 2: DESIGN THE SKYLINE&#8217;S VIDEO FOR &#8220;BREAK FREE FROM YOUR LIFE&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/09/01/worst-thing-ever-of-the-week-part-2-design-the-skylines-video-for-break-free-from-your-life/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/09/01/worst-thing-ever-of-the-week-part-2-design-the-skylines-video-for-break-free-from-your-life/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Sep 2011 16:40:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I had no fucking clue who Design the Skyline were before Sergeant D. started writing about them (here and here), and knowing what I knew, I should have known better than to hit &#8220;play&#8221; on their new video, &#8220;Break Free From Your Life.&#8221; But I&#8217;m a fucking idiot, so I did hit &#8220;play,&#8221; and I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>WORST THING EVER OF THE WEEK, PART 1: SKIP THE FOREPLAY&#8217;S VIDEO FOR &#8220;THIS CITY (WE&#8217;RE TAKING OVER)&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/08/31/worst-thing-ever-of-the-week-part-1-skip-the-foreplays-video-for-this-city-were-taking-over/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/08/31/worst-thing-ever-of-the-week-part-1-skip-the-foreplays-video-for-this-city-were-taking-over/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Aug 2011 14:40:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I suspect that Skip the Foreplay intended their name to have positive connotations, but, really, all it does it illustrate the fact that its members probably have no idea how to please a woman. They certainly have no idea how to please anyone with eardrums and a brain. I&#8217;ve never encountered them before, but this [...]]]></description>
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		<title>ENVINITY: A STUDY IN WHAT NOT TO DO IF YOU&#8217;RE AN UNKNOWN BAND</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/08/24/envinity-a-study-in-what-not-to-do-if-youre-an-unknown-band/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/08/24/envinity-a-study-in-what-not-to-do-if-youre-an-unknown-band/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Aug 2011 16:00:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Envinity]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[There are two concepts that everyone in every genre or music today needs to get into their heads &#8212; and even more so if, say, you&#8217;re an unknown band that does not already have a significant following: Physical media is dead. It&#8217;s all about the music, stupid. Get your material out to the masses. If [...]]]></description>
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		<title>FRANKIE LOVES FRED</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/08/18/frankie-loves-fred/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/08/18/frankie-loves-fred/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Aug 2011 21:00:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Tweet Twat]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[emmure]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Frankie Palmeri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fred durst]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[limp bizkit]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[You guys have all seen Wet Hot American Summer, right? Well, remember this scene? Okay, now read this. Then close your eyes for a moment and imagine the scene above, only Sergeant D. is the popular girls (it won&#8217;t be hard), and Frankie Palmeri is the D&#38;D dork (it won&#8217;t be hard). Got that image [...]]]></description>
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		<title>NO, JUGGALOS DON&#8217;T NEED SECURITY</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/08/01/no-juggalos-dont-need-security/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/08/01/no-juggalos-dont-need-security/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Aug 2011 19:00:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[...And Fuck You Too]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Gathering of the Juggalos]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[insane clown posse]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Juggalos]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tila Tequila]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Violent J]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Earlier today, Noisecreep published an interview with Insane Clown Posse&#8217;s Violent J. (his mommy calls him &#8220;Joseph Bruce&#8221;) regarding this year&#8217;s Gathering of the Juggalos. And while perusing said interview, I came across the below quote&#8230; emphasis at the end is my own: &#8220;It&#8217;s hard to be a Juggalo. It&#8217;s not cool. We are the [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>52</slash:comments>
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		<title>25 THINGS I&#8217;D RATHER DO THAN LISTEN TO THE NEW FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH SONG</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/07/27/25-things-id-rather-do-than-listen-to-the-new-five-finger-death-punch-song/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/07/27/25-things-id-rather-do-than-listen-to-the-new-five-finger-death-punch-song/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Jul 2011 20:30:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[all that remains]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Tripp Eisen]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[1) Be nicer to Sebastian Bach 2) Compare penis sizes with Tommy Lee 3) Hire Phil LaBonte as a vocal coach 4) Hire Billy Milano as a personal trainer 5) Hire Tripp Eisen as a baby sitter 6) Sleep with present-day Tawny Kitaen 7) Help Danzig clean up his motherfucking bricks, bitch 8) Listen to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>SHIA LABEOUF TRADES GIANT ROBOTS FOR GIANT DOUCHE BAG</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/07/01/shia-labeouf-trades-giant-robots-for-giant-douche-bag/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/07/01/shia-labeouf-trades-giant-robots-for-giant-douche-bag/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Jul 2011 14:40:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[...And Fuck You Too]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Evan Rachel Wood]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Marilyn Manson]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Shia LaBeouf]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[You all know who Shia LaBeouf is, right? He&#8217;s the incredibly irritating actor who starred in such terrible films as Transformers, Wall Street 2: Money Never Grossed, Transformers 2: Revenge of the Michael Bay, Disturbia, Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Realization that Harrison Ford is Getting Way Too Old for this Shit So [...]]]></description>
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