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	<title>MetalSucks &#187; &#8230;And Fuck You Too</title>
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		<title>ROB HALFORD TO VARG VIKERNES: &#8220;SUCK MY FUCKING DICK&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/11/18/rob-halford-to-varg-vikernes-suck-my-fucking-dick/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/11/18/rob-halford-to-varg-vikernes-suck-my-fucking-dick/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 22:12:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[And on that note, I&#8217;m done for the day. See ya tomorrow.

-AR
RELATED POSTS:I SAW ROB HALFORD KISSING SANTA CLAUSTHIS. IS. THE PAIN-KILLER!!!HALFORD AND SKID ROW, DELIVERIN&#8217; THE GOODSROB HALFORD T-SHIRTS: YET ANOTHER SIGN THAT ARMAGEDDON IS HEREA MUCH, MUCH, MUCH BETTER DECISION THAN PLAYING NOSTRADAMUS IN ITS ENTIRETY]]></description>
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		<title>VARG VIKERNES FEELS GUILTY ABOUT ENJOYING SEX WITH MEN</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/11/18/varg-vikernes-feels-guilty-about-enjoying-sex-with-men/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/11/18/varg-vikernes-feels-guilty-about-enjoying-sex-with-men/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 21:00:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Øystein Aarseth]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[They call that beard a &#8220;cum catcher.&#8221;
So Varg Vikernes was released from prison earlier in &#8216;09 after serving a sixteen year stint for murdering his band mate, Øystein Aarseth, AKA “Euronymous.” If episodes of Oz, and just about every other television show, movie, or book ever made about life in prison, are to be believed, [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>151</slash:comments>
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		<title>JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, SLASH, THIS IS THE WORST FUCKING THING I HAVE EVER FUCKING HEARD</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/11/10/jesus-fucking-christ-slash-this-is-the-worst-fucking-thing-i-have-ever-fucking-heard/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/11/10/jesus-fucking-christ-slash-this-is-the-worst-fucking-thing-i-have-ever-fucking-heard/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 20:30:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I know that opinions about Slash are decidedly mixed. Some people never liked Guns N&#8217; Roses, or hate Slash&#8217;s Snakepit, or hate Velvet Revolver, or whatever &#8211; I bet that of the five people who remember what the fuck Slash&#8217;s Blues Ball was, at least two or three of them hate that, too.
But nothing &#8211; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>ZAKK WYLDE IS A MENSCH, BUT ALSO A HYPOCRITE</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/11/10/zakk-wylde-is-mensch-but-also-a-hypocrite/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/11/10/zakk-wylde-is-mensch-but-also-a-hypocrite/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 19:30:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Anthrax]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Black Label Society]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[faith no more]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[zakk wylde]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=24209</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s Zakk Wylde talking to Tartarean Desire a few years back&#8230; I&#8217;ve added some emphasis:
&#8220;What would be a good career move is to get Eminem to sing on a Black Label album. It would stir up some controversy with the Hell’s Angels of Iron if you had Eminem rapping on a Black Label album. I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>DONE WITH AEROSMITH</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/11/05/done-with-aerosmith/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/11/05/done-with-aerosmith/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 16:00:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
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Everyone seems to be losing their shit because it looks like Aerosmith might break-up. I&#8217;ve read so many fucking puns on the album title Permanent Vacation this week that I am now 99.9% sure that most people writing about the band have never even heard of another fucking Aerosmith album (See what I did with [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;HERE&#8217;S CREED WITH &#8216;RAPE!&#8217;&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/28/heres-creed-with-rape/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/28/heres-creed-with-rape/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 21:00:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Of course that&#8217;s not what Regis actually says when he introduced the craptastic reunited band &#8211; the song is called &#8220;Rain&#8221; &#8211; but it&#8217;s what I thought he said the first time I watched this.
And &#8220;rape&#8221; would be an appropriate word for what Scott Stapp does to the song. Not that it was ever going [...]]]></description>
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		<title>DAVE MUSTAINE ANNOUNCES ADDITION OF OLD METALLICA DEMO TO MEGADETH RADIO</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/26/dave-mustaine-announces-addition-of-old-metallica-demo-to-megadeth-radio/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/26/dave-mustaine-announces-addition-of-old-metallica-demo-to-megadeth-radio/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 14:30:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Then he threatened to put himself in the hospital for bringing up Metallica.
-AR

RELATED POSTS:&#8230;AND ANOTHER THING ABOUT DAVE MUSTAINEDAVE MUSTAINE VS. ROADRUNNER RECORDSA GOOD EXCUSE TO POST MEGADETH&#8217;S &#8220;SWEATING BULLETS&#8221; VIDEOMETALLICA AND MEGADETH GO TOGETHER LIKE ISRAELIS AND PALESTINIANSTHE BIG FOUR TOUR ISN&#8217;T BULLSHIT AFTER ALL]]></description>
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		<title>I PROPOSE A MOTLEY MORATORIUM ON TOMMY LEE</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/21/i-propose-a-motley-moratorium-on-tommy-lee/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/21/i-propose-a-motley-moratorium-on-tommy-lee/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 16:00:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vince Neilstein</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Industry guru Bob Lefsetz, in one of his typically off-topic rants &#8212; in this case, a lengthy story about getting his ass checked for colon cancer (yes, really) &#8212; managed to sneak in this gem of insight about Tommy Lee:
And then they’re running late [at the doctor's office].  Which gives me enough time to read [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>20</slash:comments>
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		<title>SLASH: 1965 &#8211; 2009</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/12/slash-1965-2009/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/12/slash-1965-2009/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Oct 2009 18:00:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Chuck Mosley]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Josh Freese]]></category>
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With Velvet Revolver on what is starting to look like a permanent hiatus, Slash has been off recording a Santana-style all-star solo album with lots and lots of famous collaborators. It&#8217;s actually kind of a brilliant idea, and you wonder why he didn&#8217;t do that instead of Slash&#8217;s Snakepit Mach 2, a fun band that [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>37</slash:comments>
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		<title>WE DON&#8217;T CARE AT ALL</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/08/we-dont-care-at-all/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/08/we-dont-care-at-all/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 16:00:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Four words before I start this little rant:
FUCK YOU CHUCK MOSLEY.
Now that that&#8217;s outta my system&#8230;
We&#8217;ve known for awhile that Mosley, a.k.a. &#8220;The former Faith No More singer no one cares about,&#8221; had re-recorded the FNM classic &#8220;We Care A Lot&#8221; for his new solo album, Hel-lo! Does Anyone Remember Me? I mean I know [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>22</slash:comments>
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		<title>WHO WANTS TO PISS AWAY FIVE BUCKS?</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/05/who-wants-to-piss-away-five-bucks/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/05/who-wants-to-piss-away-five-bucks/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Oct 2009 20:00:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Chuck Schuldiner]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[
The reader known only as &#8220;Derrick&#8221; sent us a link to Dying 2 Meet You, a website that offers the &#8220;cheap gag gift&#8221; of selling customers a meeting with the dead celebrity of their choice (they even only have certain celebrities, so as to better sell the illusion that these are official meetings, I guess). [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>9</slash:comments>
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		<title>WITHIN TEMPTATION AND THE CASE OF THE CRYIN&#8217; INJUN</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/30/within-temptation-and-the-case-of-the-cryin-injun/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/30/within-temptation-and-the-case-of-the-cryin-injun/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Sep 2009 13:00:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Idiots Who Like Within Temptation]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[In case you&#8217;ve somehow never seen it before, watch this old PSA from the 70s:

Now watch the new Within Temptation video. It&#8217;s probably best to put your computer on mute first, though, because &#8211; and I say this as someone who is a sucker for a good power ballad &#8211; the song is aural diarrhea.



The [...]]]></description>
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		<title>PORCUPINE TREE = PINKUPINE FLOYDTREE</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/28/porcupine-tree-pinkupine-floydtree/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/28/porcupine-tree-pinkupine-floydtree/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Sep 2009 18:06:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vince Neilstein</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=21491</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[As I mentioned earlier, Kip and I went to see Porcupine Tree (and King&#8217;s X!) this past Thursday. Porcupine Tree was good, if not spectacular&#8230; they&#8217;re all great players, they write good songs, have an excellent sense of composition and are certainly quite accomplished; but at no point during the performance was I at all [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>42</slash:comments>
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		<title>THE (MIS)APPROPRIATION OF METAL CULTURE CONTINUES</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/25/the-misappropriation-of-metal-culture-continues/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/25/the-misappropriation-of-metal-culture-continues/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Sep 2009 19:00:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=21430</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s a picture of Ryan Adams, who would irritate the living shit out of me even if he wasn&#8217;t married to the equally annoying Mandy Moore, wearing a Kreator shirt at a recent art show:

If Ryan Adams can tell me the name of one Kreator song, I&#8217;ll suck his cock and film it for the [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>120</slash:comments>
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		<title>&#8220;PUNK&#8217;S NOT DEAD&#8230;&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/25/punks-not-dead/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/25/punks-not-dead/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Sep 2009 18:01:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vince Neilstein</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[ed hardy]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=21427</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;&#8230; so we&#8217;ll celebrate by charging $154 for an ugly t-shirt made by teens in a sweat-shop in Taiwan, to be worn by privileged suburban white males who wear supposed &#8216;punk&#8217; clothing as a badge of identity.&#8221; &#8211; Ed Hardy [via Metal Insider]
Punk is officially dead.
-VN
RELATED POSTS:DISSONANCE IS THE NEW PINKSSSPEAKING OF SSSEATTLE&#8230;]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>91</slash:comments>
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		<title>FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH: WAY TOO POPULAR</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/24/five-finger-death-punch-way-too-popular/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/24/five-finger-death-punch-way-too-popular/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Sep 2009 18:30:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
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Luckily for Five Finger Death Punch, being total assholes who completely lack any musical talent isn&#8217;t hurting their record sales: their new album, War is the Answer, is apparently going to sell to somewhere between 35,000 &#8211; 40,000 copies in its first week of release&#8230; and that&#8217;s just here in the U.S. That probably sounds [...]]]></description>
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		<title>GENE SIMMONS THINKS HE SHOULD BE THROWN OUT OF KISS</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/24/gene-simmons-thinks-he-should-be-thrown-out-of-kiss/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/24/gene-simmons-thinks-he-should-be-thrown-out-of-kiss/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Sep 2009 16:00:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I found the following quote from a recent interview with Gene Simmons to be (inadvertently) hilarious:
&#8220;This is electric church, and no one on that stage — me or anyone else — wears the makeup and platform heels by some kind of birthright. This ain&#8217;t Europe; just &#8217;cause your dad was king doesn&#8217;t make you the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>VERY LIKELY THE WORST METALLICA COVER I&#8217;VE EVER HEARD</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/23/very-likely-the-worst-metallica-cover-ive-ever-heard/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/23/very-likely-the-worst-metallica-cover-ive-ever-heard/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Sep 2009 15:30:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Stefanie Heinzmann]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t know who you are, Stefanie Heinzmann, but give yourself a big ol&#8217; pat on the back. You&#8217;ve managed to make Avril Lavigne look like Chuck Schulinder. I&#8217;d rather listen to Attack Attack! cover Katy Perry, fer Chrissakes. 
I&#8217;m saying this sucks.


MS Maniac Charlie Famer sent this to us, and claims that it was [...]]]></description>
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		<title>FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH LOCATE THEIR ASSHOLE</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/22/five-finger-death-punch-locate-their-asshole/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/22/five-finger-death-punch-locate-their-asshole/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Sep 2009 15:30:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Zoltan Bathory]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[
Just yesterday Five Finger Death Punch announced the disappearance of guitarist Zoltan Bathory under bizarre circumstances that suggested the whole thing might be little more than a publicity ploy. Well, it took a flashlight and an anatomy lesson in the difference between one&#8217;s elbow and one&#8217;s asshole, but the band has located the machine that [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>41</slash:comments>
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		<title>THE WORST GUITAR SOLO EVER</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/08/the-worst-guitar-solo-ever/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/08/the-worst-guitar-solo-ever/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Sep 2009 14:00:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[fred durst]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[limp bizkit]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I started learning to play guitar when I was eleven. That was also the year I had my first guitar recital (which I realized even then wasn&#8217;t cool, but what was I gonna do, tell my parents to take the lessons I&#8217;d asked for and blow &#8216;em out their collective ass?). I probably sounded like [...]]]></description>
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