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		<title>DE LA CRUZ: THE BEST DEF LEPPARD SONGS DEF LEPPARD NEVER WROTE</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/02/10/de-la-cruz-the-best-def-leppard-songs-def-leppard-never-wrote/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Feb 2012 19:30:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vince Neilstein</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Hair Metal Happy Hour]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[de la cruz]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[With Def Leppard&#8217;s recently announced blockbuster summer tour making headlines, now seems as good a time as any to write about De La Cruz, a band that sounds so much like Def Leppard that they may as well BE the might Lep. I know what you&#8217;re thinking: the world needs another Steel Panther or The [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;I LIKE IT&#8221;: NEW BANG TANGO IS PRETTY GOOD</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/01/17/i-like-it-new-bang-tango-is-pretty-good/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/01/17/i-like-it-new-bang-tango-is-pretty-good/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jan 2012 20:30:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vince Neilstein</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Hair Metal Happy Hour]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bang tango]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Joe Leste]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m not gonna front like I was a big Bang Tango fan in the band&#8217;s late &#8217;80s / early &#8217;90s heyday &#8212; I could maybe hum you a few bars of &#8220;Someone Like You&#8221; (pre-Adele) at best, but I was really too young &#8212; although I&#8217;ve enjoyed their music enough since then to loosely follow [...]]]></description>
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		<title>AND SUDDENLY I FOUND MYSELF WRITING ABOUT TRIXTER</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/12/16/and-suddenly-i-found-myself-writing-about-trixter/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/12/16/and-suddenly-i-found-myself-writing-about-trixter/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Dec 2011 20:00:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Hair Metal Happy Hour]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Fucking Dudes from Paramus]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Trixter]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Even as a hair metal fan, I was never really into Trixter&#8217;s music. That being said, I will always hold a special spot for them in my heart, because they made what is arguably the single funniest music video in the history of the medium. I don&#8217;t mean metal videos, either &#8212; I mean they [...]]]></description>
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		<title>MOVE OVER L.A. GUNS: NOW THERE&#8217;S TWO VERSIONS OF GREAT WHITE</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/12/14/move-over-l-a-guns-now-theres-two-versions-of-great-white/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/12/14/move-over-l-a-guns-now-theres-two-versions-of-great-white/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Dec 2011 19:00:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[F-F-F-Feudin']]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Hair Metal Happy Hour]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[great white]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jack Russell]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[L.A. Guns]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[UPDATED: L.A. Guns is one of the most successful and influential bands in the history of metal, an act who music is rivaled only by Black Sabbath and Metallica for its importance to the history of the music we love. So of course, it makes complete sense for there to be two versions of that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>STEEL PANTHER HOLIDAY FUN TIME!</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/12/14/steel-panther-holiday-fun-time/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/12/14/steel-panther-holiday-fun-time/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Dec 2011 18:20:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vince Neilstein</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Cinemetal]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Hair Metal Happy Hour]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Steel Panther]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[UPDATED: I &#60;3 Steel Panther! As much as I love their albums, I feel like they&#8217;re even funnier when they&#8217;re on-stage just yukking it up. Yeah, these dudes are phenomenal musicians, they write great songs and play some great covers, but half the fun of a Steel Panther show is all the between-song banter and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;DON&#8217;T WANNA THINK ABOUT&#8221; STEPHEN PEARCY WITHOUT RATT</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/11/29/dont-wanna-think-about-stephen-pearcy-without-ratt/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/11/29/dont-wanna-think-about-stephen-pearcy-without-ratt/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Nov 2011 15:30:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vince Neilstein</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Cinemetal]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Hair Metal Happy Hour]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[stephen pearcy]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=78416</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[For every Vince there&#8217;s a Nikki, for every Steven Tyler there&#8217;s a Joe Perry, for every Axl there&#8217;s a Slash (or Izzy, as it were); rarely is the frontman of a band the driving creative force and chief songwriter, even when he&#8217;s the outsize personality. I love Stephen Pearcy to death and what he brings [...]]]></description>
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		<title>POISON MAY HAVE STOLEN SOME OF THEIR SONGS AFTER ALL</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/11/17/poison-may-have-stolen-some-of-their-songs-after-all/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/11/17/poison-may-have-stolen-some-of-their-songs-after-all/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Nov 2011 15:30:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Hair Metal Happy Hour]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[White Collar Criminals]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Billy McCarthy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[C.C. DeVille]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[D'Molls]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[James Stonich]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Kid Rocker]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Last month, Billy McCarthy and James Stonich, from the Chicago band Kid Rocker, brought a lawsuit against Poison, Capital Records, and EMI Music, claiming that they were owed money because Poison guitarist C.C. DeVille stole some songs from them, including ”Talk Dirty To Me,” “I Won’t Forget You,” “Fallen Angel” and “Ride the Wind.” At the time, The [...]]]></description>
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		<title>MÖTLEY CRÜE ARE GONNA CLASS UP VEGAS</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/11/16/motley-crue-are-gonna-class-up-vegas/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/11/16/motley-crue-are-gonna-class-up-vegas/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Nov 2011 19:00:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Hair Metal Happy Hour]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Rampant Rumors]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tour de Force]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Robin Leach &#8212; yes, that Robin Leach &#8212; reports in the Las Vegas Sun that Mötley Crüe &#8220;will play a nearly monthlong series of three- and four-night concerts a week&#8221; at the Hard Rock Hotel in Vegas&#8230; I&#8217;m assuming at The Joint, that hotel and casino&#8217;s own 4,000-person-capacity venue. The news has yet to be confirmed by any [...]]]></description>
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		<title>THE MEMBERS OF RATT ARE A BUNCH OF BABIES, BUT STILL LOVABLE</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/10/27/the-members-of-ratt-are-a-bunch-of-babies-but-still-lovable/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/10/27/the-members-of-ratt-are-a-bunch-of-babies-but-still-lovable/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Oct 2011 19:00:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vince Neilstein</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Hair Metal Happy Hour]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[bobby blotzer]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[The current drama in the Ratt camp that&#8217;s playing out through the media is nothing short of ridiculous, but we really shouldn&#8217;t be surprised; they&#8217;ve always conducted business this way! It&#8217;s part of how they operate, like how you know Axl Rose is always going to show up late to a concert or how an [...]]]></description>
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		<title>HEAVY METAL&#8217;S BACK (AGAIN): THE ULTIMATE BALLS-OUT STEEL PANTHER INTERVIEW</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/10/26/heavy-metals-back-again-the-ultimate-balls-out-steel-panther-interview/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/10/26/heavy-metals-back-again-the-ultimate-balls-out-steel-panther-interview/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Oct 2011 18:30:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Anso DF</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[aerosmith]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[carlos cavazo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[chad kroeger]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Corey Taylor]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Derek Frigo]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Interview and live pics by Emily Eve; girls on stage pic by Friedia Niimura In one sense, making records is like using the toilet: It takes more to do number two than number one. And in the case of L.A. heavy metal semi-parodists Steel Panther, a follow-up to their wildly funny and compulsively banging 2009 debut [...]]]></description>
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		<title>IT TOOK TWENTY-FIVE YEARS FOR THESE DUDES TO GET THE COURAGE TO ADMIT THAT THEY WROTE ALL OF POISON&#8217;S SHITTY MUSIC</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/10/24/it-took-twenty-five-years-for-these-dudes-to-get-the-courage-to-admit-that-they-wrote-all-of-poisons-shitty-music/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/10/24/it-took-twenty-five-years-for-these-dudes-to-get-the-courage-to-admit-that-they-wrote-all-of-poisons-shitty-music/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Oct 2011 20:30:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Hair Metal Happy Hour]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[White Collar Criminals]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Billy McCarthy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[James Stonich]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[According to The Hollywood Reporter, two dudes named Billy McCarthy and James Stonich, who were members of a Chicago band called Kid Rocker, are now suing Poison, Capital Records and EMI Music  &#8211; because they claim that C.C. DeVille tried out for their band in 1984, heard a bunch of their demos, and then stole those songs, which [...]]]></description>
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		<title>OPETH COVERED BON JOVI</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/10/07/opeth-covered-bon-jovi/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/10/07/opeth-covered-bon-jovi/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Oct 2011 15:30:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Hair Metal Happy Hour]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bon jovi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[opeth]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[No. I am not kidding. Nor am I upset. If you don&#8217;t liked this song, I take issue with you. -AR [via SkullsNBones]]]></description>
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		<title>BRET MICHAELS MAKES PET PRODUCTS NOW</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/09/28/bret-michaels-makes-pet-products-now/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/09/28/bret-michaels-makes-pet-products-now/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Sep 2011 15:00:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Hair Metal Happy Hour]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Metal Merch]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[BEN WEINMAN]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bret michaels]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Some will say that it&#8217;s hypocritical of me to make fun of Bret Michaels for launching Pets Rock, a line of &#8220;rock and roll pet gear&#8221; that will be sold exclusively at Pet Smart stores starting next summer, even though I love Ben Weinman&#8217;s Garmutt apparel for dogs. But I assert that there are three [...]]]></description>
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		<title>STEEL PANTHER DID &#8220;17 GIRLS IN A ROW&#8221; AND NEVER LOST THEIR ERECTION</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/09/26/steel-panther-did-17-girls-in-a-row-and-never-lost-their-erection/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/09/26/steel-panther-did-17-girls-in-a-row-and-never-lost-their-erection/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Sep 2011 19:00:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Hair Metal Happy Hour]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[New Shit]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Steel Panther]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[And I bet some of those girls were really, really sore by the end. ANYWAY, lest you think my headline is just my usual crude B.S., you should know that &#8220;17 Girls in a Row&#8221;* is the title of the new Steel Panther song (below), and the bit about never going flaccid is an actual [...]]]></description>
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		<title>TEN UNDERRATED HAIR METAL BANDS OF THE 80s AND 90s, AND THEIR BEST SONGS FOR STRIPPING</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/09/22/ten-underrated-hair-metal-bands-of-the-80s-and-90s-and-their-best-songs-for-stripping/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/09/22/ten-underrated-hair-metal-bands-of-the-80s-and-90s-and-their-best-songs-for-stripping/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Sep 2011 19:00:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Leyla Ford</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Two weeks I wrote about how Ratt’s “Dance” is an excellent stripping song, and jested about trying it out myself. Jokes aside, I’ve always been fascinated by strip clubs and strippers and the whole shebang. It’s just so weird to me. The way it all functions and how lucrative it really is. When I was [...]]]></description>
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		<title>ONE OF THE VERSIONS OF L.A. GUNS LOST A SINGER</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/09/21/one-of-the-versions-of-l-a-guns-lost-a-singer/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/09/21/one-of-the-versions-of-l-a-guns-lost-a-singer/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Sep 2011 16:30:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Everyone's Replaceable]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Hair Metal Happy Hour]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jizzy Pearl]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[L.A. Guns]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[love/hate]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Phil Lewis]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[STACEY BLADES]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Tracii Guns]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[If my math is correct, the only band to ever go through more line-up changes than Guns N&#8217; Roses is L.A. Guns. And since sometime around &#8217;04/&#8217;05, there have been two versions of L.A. Guns in the world, neither of which seems to have a very stable line-up&#8230; although I guess, in all fairness, the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8216;MERICA (PART 2)</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/09/07/merica-part-2/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/09/07/merica-part-2/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Sep 2011 20:30:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Hair Metal Happy Hour]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bret michaels]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[poison]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[9/11 is obviously a complicated issue, and it&#8217;s one I feel no desire to make light of. So when discussing Bret Michael&#8217;s new 9/11 tribute video, &#8220;One More Day,&#8221; I am going to try to be sensitive as possible. Fuck Bret Michaels in the eye. Wait wait wait wait, that came out wrong. What I [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>79</slash:comments>
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		<title>LITTLE GIRL LOOKS LIKE VINCE NEIL, SOUNDS BETTER</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/08/31/little-girl-looks-like-vince-neil-sounds-better/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/08/31/little-girl-looks-like-vince-neil-sounds-better/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Aug 2011 19:00:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Hair Metal Happy Hour]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Metal in the Media]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Anna Graceman]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[motley crue]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[vince neil]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Partway through the first song of the Motley Crue concert Vince and I attended last month, I turned to another friend who was with us and asked, &#8220;What the fucking fuck is Vince Neil saying?&#8221; To which he replied in the only logical way &#8212; with a shrug. That Neil can&#8217;t sing so good anymore [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>6</slash:comments>
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		<title>CRASHDIET RIP-OFF THE CASUALTIES, ANNOUNCE FIRST U.S. TOUR</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/08/30/crashdiet-rip-off-the-casualties-announce-first-u-s-tour/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/08/30/crashdiet-rip-off-the-casualties-announce-first-u-s-tour/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Aug 2011 16:30:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Leyla Ford</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Hair Metal Happy Hour]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Metal Merch]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tour de Force]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Crashdiet]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pretty boy floyd]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Steve "Sex" Summers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Casualties]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I was bored and clicking around on the Internet like you do, when I discovered two things on the Crashdiet site. First of all, I realized what their merch mascot reminds me of. I love you, Crashdiet and your extremely marketable new singer, but, um, you’re sort of ripping off The Casualties. To be fair, [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>16</slash:comments>
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		<title>SEBASTIAN BACH AND ROB AFFUSO ARE STILL NUMBER ONE HOMIES</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/08/26/sebastian-bach-and-rob-affuso-are-still-number-one-homies/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/08/26/sebastian-bach-and-rob-affuso-are-still-number-one-homies/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Aug 2011 17:20:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Hair Metal Happy Hour]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Reunion Mania]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dave Sabo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Rachel Bolan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Rob Affuso]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Scotti Hil]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sebastian bach]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Skid Row]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The only member of the original Skid Row that Sebastian Bach is still on speaking terms with is drummer Rob Affuso, probably because he, like Baz, was sacked from the band at some point in-between Subhuman Race and Whatever the Album After Subhuman Race Was Called. But whatever the reason, Affuso hopped up on stage [...]]]></description>
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