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	<title>MetalSucks &#187; Hair Metal Happy Hour</title>
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		<title>VITO!!!!! VIIIIITOOOOOO!</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/11/10/vito-viiiiitoooooo/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/11/10/vito-viiiiitoooooo/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 16:00:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vince Neilstein</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Hair Metal Happy Hour]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[vito bratta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[white lion]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Builtforsin&#8221; got all riled up in the comments of yesterday&#8217;s Axl-penned post about James Lomenzo&#8217;s stint in White Lion. Seems Mr. sin isn&#8217;t too fond of our posts about &#8217;80s hair metal:
Can we get over this pussy 80’s throwback/hair metal band/musical disaster fuckfest you guys got going on over the last few days and get [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>20</slash:comments>
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		<title>KIP WINGER, ORCHESTRAL COMPOSER</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/11/05/kip-winger-orchestral-composer/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/11/05/kip-winger-orchestral-composer/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 19:00:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Hair Metal Happy Hour]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Kip Winger]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[winger]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[
Thanks to reader Brett S. for sending us this tidbit&#8230;
Sometimes when I listen to metal, I think &#8220;Hey, this is awesome. I bet if there were no screaming or blast beats and an orchestra were playing the music instead of loud, crunchy guitars, people would actually give this the respect it deserves.&#8221; I mean, there&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>PURCHASE A SHARE IN ROYALTIES FROM A SONG THAT DOESN&#8217;T EARN ROYALTIES ANYMORE</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/11/03/purchase-a-share-in-royalties-from-a-song-that-doesnt-earn-royalties-anymore/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/11/03/purchase-a-share-in-royalties-from-a-song-that-doesnt-earn-royalties-anymore/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 22:03:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Hair Metal Happy Hour]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[enuff z'nuff]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[motley crue]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[poison]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Remember when I posted Enuff Z&#8217;Nuff&#8217;s awesomely terrible video for &#8220;Fly High Michelle&#8221; back in September? Well, in case you don&#8217;t or just need to re-live the glory, here&#8217;s the clip again:



Amazing, right? I mean &#8220;amazing&#8221; in the sense that &#8220;Holy poop I cannot believe anyone ever thought that this was an okay idea,&#8221; not [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>17</slash:comments>
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		<title>VINCE NEIL, EXPOSED ONCE AGAIN</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/28/vince-neil-exposed-once-again/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/28/vince-neil-exposed-once-again/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 14:30:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vince Neilstein</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Hair Metal Happy Hour]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[living colour]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[motley crue]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[steve stevens]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[vince neil]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I know exactly two people who will be really really excited that Vince Neil is working on a new solo album: me and Axl. Woot woot!
Some time in 1993 Axl dubbed me a tape; on one side was Living Colour&#8217;s Stain, and on the other side Vince Neil&#8217;s first solo record Exposed. My life was [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>5</slash:comments>
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		<title>GET READY FOR ROCK OF AGES THE MOVIE</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/20/get-ready-for-rock-of-ages-the-movie/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/20/get-ready-for-rock-of-ages-the-movie/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Oct 2009 14:30:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Cinemetal]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Hair Metal Happy Hour]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Adam Shankman]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bon jovi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bret michaels]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[poison]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Rock of Ages]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[twisted sister]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[
I&#8217;ve never seen Rock of Ages, the &#8220;Broadway smash!&#8221; jukebox musical that incorporates (recycles) old hair metal and hair metal-friendly songs into what Variety tells me is the story of &#8220;two people who meet at the Sunset Strip club Rock of Ages, fall in love and try to stay together.&#8221; But I&#8217;m assuming it&#8217;s awful. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>ANOTHER GREATEST HITS ALBUM FROM MOTLEY CRUE? SERIOUSLY?</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/12/another-greatest-hits-album-from-motley-crue-seriously/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/12/another-greatest-hits-album-from-motley-crue-seriously/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Oct 2009 19:00:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[John Corabi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mick mars]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[motley crue]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Nikki Sixx]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tommy Lee]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[vince neil]]></category>

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You know when you know you&#8217;ve got too many greatest hits albums? When more than one of them are called Greatest Hits.

And yet Motley Crue are releasing what is, by my count, their fourth greatest hits album, and second entitled Greatest Hits, on November 17 (And that&#8217;s not counting the endless re-releases and re-masters and [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>33</slash:comments>
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		<title>HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHN LENNON</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/09/happy-birthday-john-lennon/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/09/happy-birthday-john-lennon/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Oct 2009 19:12:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Hair Metal Happy Hour]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[beatallica]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[john lennon]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[motley crue]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[the beatles]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[He would have been 69 years old today.
I did an informal poll on Twitter to find good metal covers of Beatles songs, and while a number of people made creative suggestions and a lot of people were all into Beatallica n&#8217; shit, the general consensus seemed to be that Motley Crue&#8217;s version of &#8220;Helter Skelter&#8221; [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>47</slash:comments>
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		<title>STEEL PANTHER GUITARIST SOLOS AND PLAYS DRUMS&#8230; AT THE SAME TIME!</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/08/steel-panther-guitarist-solos-and-plays-drums-at-the-same-time/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/08/steel-panther-guitarist-solos-and-plays-drums-at-the-same-time/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 15:30:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Hair Metal Happy Hour]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Russ Parrish]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Satchel]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Steel Panther]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=22183</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Actually, it&#8217;s not quite as cool as it initially sounds; I mean, when you think about it, he&#8217;s basically just tapping his foot while he riffs.
Still, I couldn&#8217;t do it, and I haven&#8217;t really seen any other guitarists do it, so props where they&#8217;re due.
This is an eight minute long video of Steel Panther&#8217;s Russ [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>18</slash:comments>
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		<title>NEW STEEL PANTHER WEBISODE GIVES IT TO YA STRAIGHT</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/06/new-steel-panther-webisode-gives-it-to-ya-straight/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/06/new-steel-panther-webisode-gives-it-to-ya-straight/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Oct 2009 17:00:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Anso DF</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Exclusive]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Watch the new webisode by L.A. cockrockers Steel Panther, and sure, they seem like a bunch of jokers. But the authors of this century’s first classic hair rock album are also the bravest, most honest musicians ever. See, Michael Starr and crew sing about doin’ ya and doin’ your drugs, but don’t bother with fancy [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>6</slash:comments>
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		<title>ONE OF THE MOST AWESOMELY TERRIBLE VIDEOS EVER MADE</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/29/one-of-the-most-awesomely-terrible-videos-ever-made/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/29/one-of-the-most-awesomely-terrible-videos-ever-made/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Sep 2009 15:00:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Hair Metal Happy Hour]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[enuff z'nuff]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=21530</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Our friend Chris Krovatin sent us this video for Enuff Z&#8217;Nuff&#8217;s &#8220;Fly High Michelle,&#8221; announcing that &#8220;it blew my mind in its awfulness.&#8221;  I assume that means he&#8217;s never had the (dis?)pleasure of watching it before. Personally, I haven&#8217;t seen it in years, and somehow forgot how bad it really is. Even when Enuff Z&#8217;Nuff [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>15</slash:comments>
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		<title>SEBASTIAN BACH, YOU FAT FILTHY FUCK</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/25/sebastian-bach-you-fat-filthy-fuck/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/25/sebastian-bach-you-fat-filthy-fuck/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Sep 2009 14:30:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Hair Metal Happy Hour]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[axl rose]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bobby Brown]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[guns n' roses]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Kevin Federline]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Nicole Eggert]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sebastian bach]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Skid Row]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=21387</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Sebastian Bach, who is perpetually the most entertaining former rock star in all of hair metaldom, is going to be on yet another fucking reality show &#8211; this time VH1&#8217;s Celebrity Fit Club, where former &#8220;stars&#8221; purportedly go to shed some weight, but actually go because their parents didn&#8217;t love them enough, causing them to [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>13</slash:comments>
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		<title>I STILL LIKE THIS SONG</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/21/i-still-like-this-song/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/21/i-still-like-this-song/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2009 19:30:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Hair Metal Happy Hour]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[guns n' roses]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[L.A. Guns]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Patrick Swayze]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[STACEY BLADES]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tracii Guns]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=21136</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[We make fun of L.A. Guns quite a bit, mostly because, well, they&#8217;re really worth making fun of. For one thing, they&#8217;re one of those bands where there&#8217;s actually two different versions of the band touring around, claiming to be &#8220;L.A. Guns;&#8221; the version that doesn&#8217;t feature founding guitarist/namesake Tracii Guns hired a dude named [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>5</slash:comments>
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		<title>1983 MOTLEY CRUE WOULD SLAUGHTER 2009 MOTLEY CRUE IN A FIGHT</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/21/1983-motley-crue-would-slaughter-2009-motley-crue-in-a-fight/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/21/1983-motley-crue-would-slaughter-2009-motley-crue-in-a-fight/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2009 16:30:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vince Neilstein</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Cinemetal]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Hair Metal Happy Hour]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[motley crue]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=21116</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Some things never change, like Vince Neil getting winded and letting the audience the sing all the words, or Tommy Lee sounding like a complete idiot every time he opens his mouth. But some things do change, and this era of Motley Crue absolutely smokes the modern incarnation in the live setting. Tommy Lee is [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>16</slash:comments>
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		<title>WE. ARE. STUPID. PIGS.</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/18/we-are-stupid-pigs/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/18/we-are-stupid-pigs/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Sep 2009 14:30:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vince Neilstein</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Hair Metal Happy Hour]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Blackie Lawless]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[w.a.s.p.]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[For a horribly misguided, washed-up hair-metal star who compared Barack Obama to Hitler, it turns out that Blackie Lawless can still kick out the jams. Not only is Blackie Lawless still alive but apparently W.A.S.P have a new album called Babylon coming out on October 12th. Here&#8217;s the new single, &#8220;Crazy,&#8221; sent in by longtime [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>21</slash:comments>
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		<title>LET THE PANTERA DEBATE RAGE ON: HILARIOUS FOOTAGE OF THE GLAM ERA</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/16/let-the-pantera-debate-rage-on-hilarious-footage-of-the-glam-era/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/16/let-the-pantera-debate-rage-on-hilarious-footage-of-the-glam-era/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Sep 2009 16:30:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Hair Metal Happy Hour]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dimebag darrell]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pantera]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=20896</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Like our friend Eyal Levi, I am still amazed that the words &#8220;Happy Birthday Dimebag&#8221; set off a debate of Ziltoidian proportions. I just don&#8217;t see how the impact of Pantera on modern metal is open to discussion; even if you hate them, to say that they weren&#8217;t hugely popular and influential even before Dime&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>54</slash:comments>
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		<title>SMOOTH UP IN YA!</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/15/smooth-up-in-ya/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/15/smooth-up-in-ya/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Sep 2009 15:00:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vince Neilstein</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Cinemetal]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Hair Metal Happy Hour]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bulletboys]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[For some reason I&#8217;ve thinking about Bulletboys this morning. I know &#8220;Smooth Up In Ya&#8221; is probably like the most obvious Bulletboys song to post&#8230; but there&#8217;s a reason for that, &#8217;cause it&#8217;s the best. Gotta love the stock &#8217;80s fake live performance video&#8230; I guess this is the &#8217;80s equivalent of the modern-day metal [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>18</slash:comments>
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		<title>I DON&#8217;T THINK BLACKIE LAWLESS KNOWS WHO HITLER WAS</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/14/i-dont-think-blackie-lawless-knows-who-hitler-was/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/14/i-dont-think-blackie-lawless-knows-who-hitler-was/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Sep 2009 20:30:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Adolf Hitler]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[barack obama]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Blackie Lawless]]></category>
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This is Blackie Lawless talking about Barack Obama in Classic Rock magazine (via Blabbermouth):
&#8220;He’s one of these old-time 60s radicals from way back. He thinks he’s going to change the world and he’s hell-bent on doing that. When he stood there the night of the nomination and he said that he intended on &#8216;fundamentally changing&#8217; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>THAT TIME GRIM REAPER&#8217;S STEVE GRIMMET APPEARED IN A GARMIN COMMERCIAL</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/10/that-time-grim-reapers-steve-grimmet-appeared-in-a-garmin-commercial/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/10/that-time-grim-reapers-steve-grimmet-appeared-in-a-garmin-commercial/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Sep 2009 14:30:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vince Neilstein</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yesterday&#8217;s post featuring Dokken in a Norton Anti-Virus commercial inspired longtime MS-faithful commenter Hibernum to post about another recent commercial done by a haggard &#8217;80s rock band. Steve Grimmet of Grim Reaper fame did this bit with his solo band for Garmin Navigational Systems sometime back in 2007; at over two minutes, it&#8217;s practically a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;PROTECT YOUR CHICKEN FROM DOKKEN&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/09/protect-your-chicken-from-dokken/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/09/protect-your-chicken-from-dokken/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Sep 2009 16:30:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m not sure how Dokken ended up in this Norton Internet Security commercial; I mean, how fucking random can you get? Is there some inside joke that I&#8217;m not getting here &#8211; like does Don Dokken have some infamous chicken story akin to Led Zep&#8217;s shark incident? Or do the manatees that write Family Guy [...]]]></description>
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		<title>SEBASTIAN BACH WANTS YOU TO KNOW HE&#8217;S NOT HUNG UP ON THE PAST</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/08/31/sebastian-bach-wants-you-to-know-hes-not-hung-up-on-the-past/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/08/31/sebastian-bach-wants-you-to-know-hes-not-hung-up-on-the-past/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 17:30:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s an interesting little piece that Noisecreep ran last week:
&#8220;For some reason, Skid Row fans or my fans are so hung up on these three or four tunes that I did a billion years ago,&#8221; says Bach, on the phone from the airport, while on his way to a gig tonight (Aug. 25) in front [...]]]></description>
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