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		<title>DEAR CHESTER BENNINGTON</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/11/18/dear-chester-bennington/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/11/18/dear-chester-bennington/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 18:30:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Haterade]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Chester Bennington]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Chris de Burgh]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dead by sunrise]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I want to take a shit in your mouth.




Why does this song sound so familiar? Oh, yeah:



-AR
RELATED POSTS:MIKE PATTON DROPS THE HAMMERPROJEKT REVOLUTION: ALREADY THE WORST TOUR OF THE SUMMERGARY’S THREE-WORD ALBUM REVIEWS: DEAD BY SUNRISE&#8217;S OUT OF ASHESPURE GENIUSWATCHMEN&#8216;S RORSCHACH: BORN OF TERRIBLE METAL]]></description>
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		<title>LOOK, I&#8217;VE MANAGED TO GO ALL THIS TIME WITHOUT TALKING ABOUT HOW BAD FLYFLEAF SUCK!</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/11/11/look-ive-managed-to-go-all-this-time-without-talking-about-how-bad-flyfleaf-suck/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/11/11/look-ive-managed-to-go-all-this-time-without-talking-about-how-bad-flyfleaf-suck/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 17:30:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Haterade]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[breaking benjamin]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[evanescence]]></category>
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Whoops. I guess I just blew it.
Holy shit do I hate this band. It&#8217;s as though someone signed them for the sole purpose of making Evanescence look good. This chick who sings sounds like her name should be Avril Clarkson or whatever that little girl who makes me long for a Lilith Fair is called. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I WOULD HAVE LOVED TO HAVE BEEN THERE FOR THIS VIDEO SHOOT</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/11/09/i-would-have-loved-to-have-been-there-for-this-video-shoot/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/11/09/i-would-have-loved-to-have-been-there-for-this-video-shoot/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 21:30:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Haterade]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Oceana]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[oceano]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Oceano: congratulations! You are now only the second worst group to add a vowel to the end of the word &#8220;ocean&#8221; and use that as your band name.
This video by the band Oceana (yes, Oceana) is only interesting for about three seconds. I suggest you skip to the ten second mark, and then turn [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>59</slash:comments>
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		<title>ROSIE O&#8217;DONNELL SCOURING CRAIGSLIST FOR MEMBERS FOR POST-ATTACK ATTACK! PROJECT</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/11/09/rosie-odonnell-scouring-craigslist-for-members-for-post-attack-attack-project/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/11/09/rosie-odonnell-scouring-craigslist-for-members-for-post-attack-attack-project/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 15:30:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Attack! Attack!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bill Withers]]></category>
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Things just haven&#8217;t been the same since Rosie left The View Attack Attack! The world has become a Bill Withers song &#8211; it feels colder outside, and the sun seems to be setting earlier than it was just a few weeks ago, as though it can&#8217;t even be bothered to shine. Life without the classic [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>34</slash:comments>
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		<title>ANYONE WANNA LISTEN TO AC/DC WITHOUT LISTENING TO AC/DC?</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/11/04/anyone-wanna-listen-to-acdc-without-listening-to-acdc/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/11/04/anyone-wanna-listen-to-acdc-without-listening-to-acdc/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 15:00:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Black Robot]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[buckcherry]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[guns n' roses]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[JB Brightman]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Loudermilk]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[manmade god]]></category>

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Vince really likes Buckcherry, but I&#8217;ve never gotten into any of their songs that aren&#8217;t the big hits &#8211; namely, &#8220;Lit Up&#8221; (a.k.a. &#8220;the one about cocaine&#8221;) and &#8220;Crazy Bitch&#8221; (a.k.a. &#8220;the one about fucking&#8221;). Like so many bands that hoped to be the Appetite-era Guns N&#8217; Roses of the late 20th/early 21st century, Buckcherry [...]]]></description>
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		<title>THERE IS NO GOOD METAL, ONLY ZUUL</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/11/02/there-is-no-good-metal-only-zuul/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/11/02/there-is-no-good-metal-only-zuul/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 15:00:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Haterade]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Zuul]]></category>

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I guess I don&#8217;t really mind Atreyu wrecking the legacy of The Neverending Story so much; when I was a kid I thought it was a cool movie, but I haven&#8217;t watched it in years, and I don&#8217;t have any real desire to, which tells me something, y&#8217;know?
On the other hand, the original Ghostbusters is [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>8</slash:comments>
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		<title>RUFKM? IRON MAIDEN&#8217;S THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/28/rufkm-iron-maidens-the-number-of-the-beast/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/28/rufkm-iron-maidens-the-number-of-the-beast/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 19:30:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Corey Mitchell</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Haterade]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[iron maiden]]></category>
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RUFKM? (AKA “Are you fucking kidding me?”) takes a look at stellar metal albums and their douchie one-star Amazon reviews.
Next up: Iron Maiden&#8217;s The Number of the Beast.
Nate Acephalic opined: &#8220;This is for the people who have little left in the brain and have perhaps burned one too many nerve cells. Great music to be [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>59</slash:comments>
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		<title>&#8220;DEATHCORE IS NOT SCENE&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/21/deathcore-is-not-scene/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/21/deathcore-is-not-scene/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 15:00:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[all shall perish]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bivins]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[deathcore]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Neil Strauss]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Suicide Silence]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Meet Senor Bivins. I read about him this morning on Sergeant D&#8217;s Stuff You Will Hate. Bivins posts lots and lots and lots of videos of himself on YouTube doing those vocal covers of deathcore songs that we find so amusing here at the Mansion. And the Sarge is pissed because apparently Bivins gets a [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>111</slash:comments>
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		<title>RUFKM? METALLICA&#8217;S MASTER OF PUPPETS</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/19/rufkm-metallicas-master-of-puppets/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/19/rufkm-metallicas-master-of-puppets/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Oct 2009 19:30:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Corey Mitchell</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Haterade]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Metallica. Master of Puppets]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[RUFKM? (AKA &#8220;Are you fucking kidding me?&#8221;) takes a look at stellar metal albums and their douchie one-star Amazon reviews.
First up: Metallica&#8217;s Master of Puppets.
Zyke says: &#8220;I would say that if you are looking into buying this album, you should also look into sticking your head in the toilet after taking a long, smelly shit.&#8221;
Christian Soldier [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>130</slash:comments>
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		<title>&#8220;REMEMBER THAT BAND MUTHA&#8217;S DAY OUT?&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/15/remember-that-band-muthas-day-out/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/15/remember-that-band-muthas-day-out/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 17:30:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Haterade]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mutha's Day Out]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Rwake]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[That&#8217;s the question that reader Nathan Werp asked us this morning via e-mail. And, no, Nathan, I do not remember this band. And based on the video of them that you sent us, I think that&#8217;s probably a good thing. Because that&#8217;s a terrible name for a band, and I think this is a terrible [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>23</slash:comments>
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		<title>THE INVENTORS OF CRABCORE?</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/15/the-inventors-of-crabcore/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/15/the-inventors-of-crabcore/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 16:30:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vince Neilstein</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Haterade]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Attack! Attack!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Crabcore]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[in truth be valor]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[MS reader Ajax sent us a link to a video filmed in 2007 of the band In Truth Be Valor, showcasing what might be the first recorded instance of the crab-crouch.
This video is hysterical for a million reasons, BUT&#8230;

It&#8217;s hilarious when the camera zooms out around the 0:50 mark and there&#8217;s all of 6 kids [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>33</slash:comments>
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		<title>I MEAN, COME ON, PEOPLE</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/07/i-mean-come-on-people/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/07/i-mean-come-on-people/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Oct 2009 17:30:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Haterade]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Royal Anguish]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[MetalSucks Maniac DannyJD sent us this video by a band I&#8217;ve never heard of, Royal Anguish. And, uhhh&#8230; I don&#8217;t know what to say about it. I know some readers, like our old pal Sammy (who&#8217;s been crying foul here at MS long before Revrant or Ziltoid!), think that music videos are, at least in [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>28</slash:comments>
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		<title>MORE FUN WITH &#8220;ST. ANGER&#8221; COVERS</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/05/more-fun-with-st-anger-covers/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/05/more-fun-with-st-anger-covers/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Oct 2009 16:30:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vince Neilstein</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Haterade]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[metallica]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pitchshifter]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Theocracy]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Because knocking on St. Anger never loses its appeal&#8230; even this techno re-imagining of Metallica&#8217;s &#8220;St. Anger&#8221; is better than the original. See also: the cover version by Theocracy&#8217;s Matt Smith.

[Thanks: Nicholas Antonio]
RELATED POSTS:THEOCRACY&#8217;S MATT SMITH PAYS TRIBUTE TO METALLICA&#8217;S ST. ANGERALICE IN CHAINS IPHONE APP: BLACK GIVES WAY TO BLAHDAVE LOMBARDO WANTS TO SCHOOL [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>11</slash:comments>
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		<title>THEOCRACY&#8217;S MATT SMITH PAYS TRIBUTE TO METALLICA&#8217;S ST. ANGER</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/01/theocracys-matt-smith-pays-tribute-to-metallicas-st-anger/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/01/theocracys-matt-smith-pays-tribute-to-metallicas-st-anger/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Oct 2009 18:30:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Matt Smith]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[metallica]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Theocracy]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Zilty sent this one in&#8230; he is on a roll today!
This &#8220;tribute&#8221; to what is (in?)arguably the worst and most reviled Metallica album in that band&#8217;s career was created by Matt Smith of the Christian power metal band Theocracy, and is probably the best thing ever to be created by a Christian power metal band. [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>31</slash:comments>
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		<title>HERE&#8217;S A BAND NO ONE WILL REMEMBER IN FIVE YEARS</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/01/heres-a-band-no-one-will-remember-in-five-years/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/01/heres-a-band-no-one-will-remember-in-five-years/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Oct 2009 16:30:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Haterade]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Your Demise]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m holding their fucking CD in my hand I have to keep looking down to try and remember what they&#8217;re called.
Your Demise. They&#8217;re called Your Demise.
Because almost ten years later, taking any given attributive adjective and combining it with an ominous sounding noun or verb is still somehow an acceptable way for kids to name [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>28</slash:comments>
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		<title>SAYING &#8220;BEST KEYBOARD BREAKDOWNS&#8221; IS LIKE SAYING &#8220;BEST INSTANCES OF ANAL RAPE&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/01/saying-best-keyboard-breakdowns-is-like-saying-best-instances-of-anal-rape/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/01/saying-best-keyboard-breakdowns-is-like-saying-best-instances-of-anal-rape/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Oct 2009 13:00:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Haterade]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Enter Shikari]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[The below video is a collection of the &#8220;Best Keyboard/Synthesizer Breakdowns of All Time.&#8221; I saw it today on Sergeant D&#8217;s Stuff You Will Hate, which is certainly living up to its name. Because, y&#8217;know, I always thought &#8220;Gee, totally generic breakdowns could really use some irritating keyboards.&#8221;
A couple of good groups, like Horse the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>GIVING SONIC SYNDICATE THE PRESS THEY DON&#8217;T DESERVE</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/29/giving-sonic-syndicate-the-press-they-dont-deserve/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/29/giving-sonic-syndicate-the-press-they-dont-deserve/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Sep 2009 15:30:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vince Neilstein</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Haterade]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sonic Syndicate]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[We love our readers. MS Maniac Master Chah sent us the following note last night:
Dear Metalsucks,
So&#8230;you guys didn&#8217;t say anything about new sonic syndicate video for burn this city and its been around for three days now, and I&#8217;m pretty you all don&#8217;t like this band&#8230;BUT
HOW DARE YOU NOT GIVE THEM THE PUBLICITY THEY DON&#8217;T [...]]]></description>
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		<title>SO THIS BAND SUCKS</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/25/so-this-band-sucks/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/25/so-this-band-sucks/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Sep 2009 20:00:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Haterade]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Rev Theory]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I just saw Rev Theory in a magazine ad. They looked pretty ridiculous so I decided to look up their video, and, yep. They&#8217;re not good. I mean, I can think of far worse bands, but just because it&#8217;s less painful to shot in the brain than to get shot in the foot doesn&#8217;t mean [...]]]></description>
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		<title>METAL HEARS RODNEY KING&#8217;S PLEAS</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/18/metal-hears-rodney-kings-pleas/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/18/metal-hears-rodney-kings-pleas/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Sep 2009 19:30:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Haterade]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[insane clown posse]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Juggalos]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Maggots]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Slipknot]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Full credit goes to Reign in Blonde for finding this video. It justifies my getting out of bed this morning. Seriously.

-AR
RELATED POSTS:COMING OUT IS HARDBISON B.C.&#8217;S JUGGALLOWEENA NEW JUGGA-LOWIN WHICH OUR DAD WON US SOME PENGUINS IN A POKER GAMEBLOODS, CRIPS&#8230; JUGGALOS?]]></description>
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		<title>FRIENDLY REMINDER</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/15/friendly-reminder/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/15/friendly-reminder/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Sep 2009 20:00:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Haterade]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Five Finger Death Punch]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Five Finger Death Punch is still one of the worst fucking bands ever to have existed in this genre or any other form of music. Or just sound in general.

-AR
RELATED POSTS:KORN, ROB ZOMBIE, HATEBREED TO CAUSE A LITTLE SUMMER MAYHEM?SOUNDSCAN WEDNESDAY BELONGS TO BARONESS AND SKELETONWITCHSOUNDSCAN: ALICE IN CHAINS, HATEBREED, DETHKLOK, AUSTRIAN DEATH MACHINE AND [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>126</slash:comments>
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