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		<title>ART OF DYING, 2012: BANDS LIKE THIS STILL EXIST!</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/02/01/art-of-dying-2012-bands-like-this-still-exist/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/02/01/art-of-dying-2012-bands-like-this-still-exist/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Feb 2012 20:00:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vince Neilstein</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Haterade]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[art of dying]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[New York City ceased to have a rock radio station many years ago, so I consider myself to be pretty out of touch with what real &#8216;Mericans listen to whilst driving around in their Ford F250 trucks. But every time I decide to go out of my way to see what kind of rock is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;MY NAME IS SVENDORRIAN. BLACK NORTHERN REIGN IS A ONE-MAN BLACK METAL BAND COMPRISING OF ME, SVENDORRIAN.&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/01/12/my-name-is-svendorrian-black-northern-reign-is-a-one-man-black-metal-band-comprising-of-me-svendorrian/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/01/12/my-name-is-svendorrian-black-northern-reign-is-a-one-man-black-metal-band-comprising-of-me-svendorrian/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jan 2012 18:30:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Haterade]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Black Northern Reign]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Svendorrian]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This according to Svendorrian&#8217;s manifesto video (below), in which not only does the, uh, musician introduce himself twice in about three seconds, but also gloats that his &#8220;CDs are colored black on both sides&#8221; and advises listeners to &#8220;Relax, turn the volume up, close your eyes, and let Black Northern Reign take you away, to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>BEST WORST NEW BAND OF 2012 SO FAR: ESKIMO CALLBOY</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/01/05/best-worst-new-band-of-2012-so-far-eskimo-callboy/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/01/05/best-worst-new-band-of-2012-so-far-eskimo-callboy/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Jan 2012 16:30:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vince Neilstein</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Haterade]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Eskimo Callboy]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Remember yesterday when Sergeant D claimed in his &#8220;2012 State of the Scene Address&#8221; that we&#8217;re currently in a transition between a period where it’s cool to be fun and a period where it’s cool to be a ‘srs artist&#8217;? Eskimo Callboy are proof that at least someone&#8217;s still trying to party like it&#8217;s 2008 [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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		<title>DJENT-RAPPERS HACKTIVIST KIND ENOUGH TO PUT THE WORD &#8220;HACK&#8221; RIGHT THERE IN THE NAME</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/10/17/djent-rappers-hacktivist-kind-enough-to-put-the-word-hack-right-there-in-the-name/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/10/17/djent-rappers-hacktivist-kind-enough-to-put-the-word-hack-right-there-in-the-name/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Oct 2011 19:00:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Haterade]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Hacktivist]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Something I am 110% positive the world did not need is djent-rap, which is exactly what it sounds like. But I suppose it was inevitable that someone attempt djent-rap at some point anyway, because while we can&#8217;t seem to cure cancer, we can make sure that every child believes that he is a unique snowflake, [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>39</slash:comments>
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		<title>VERB THE NOUN: THE ULTIMATE VERB THE NOUN BAND?</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/10/13/verb-the-noun-the-ultimate-verb-the-noun-band/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/10/13/verb-the-noun-the-ultimate-verb-the-noun-band/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Oct 2011 16:30:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Haterade]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Verb the Noun]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[We Own the Sky]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[My heart lept with excitement when I recently visited Sergeant D.&#8217;s Stuff You Will Hate and saw the headline &#8220;THERE IS A BAND CALLED VERB THE NOUN!&#8221; The term &#8220;verb the noun band&#8221; is one with which any regular MetalSucks reader should already be familiar; my immediate assumption was the the Sarge had discovered a satirical [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>23</slash:comments>
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		<title>ATTILA: CHARMING, SMART</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/10/03/attila-charming-smart/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/10/03/attila-charming-smart/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Oct 2011 19:30:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Haterade]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[attila]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[poison]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Rikki Rockett]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t know the name of the lead singer from Attila, and I&#8217;m too lazy to look it up. But I am reasonably certain that his dad must be Rikki Rockett from Poison, because they look so alike it&#8217;s eerie. ANYWAY, I mention it because longtime reader Samuel Favata sent us a video (below) in [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>14</slash:comments>
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		<title>NEW RULE: NO METAL BANDS WITH ANY REFERENCE TO SKYLINES IN THEIR NAME ALLOWED</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/09/27/new-rule-no-metal-bands-with-any-reference-to-skylines-in-their-name-allowed/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/09/27/new-rule-no-metal-bands-with-any-reference-to-skylines-in-their-name-allowed/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Sep 2011 20:00:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Haterade]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[At the Skylines]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Design the Skyline]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[One of Victory Records&#8217; latest signs, Design the Skyline, are from Corpus Christi, Texas, and Roadrunner&#8217;s newly-announced acquisition, At the Skylines, are from Huntington Beach, CA. So I have no idea if the bands&#8217; paths ever crossed before, or people routinely got them confused as they ascended from their local scenes&#8230; but I imagine people will [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>40</slash:comments>
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		<title>DAMMIT DREAM THEATER, STOP IT WITH THIS SONG SNIPPET BULLCRAP</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/08/26/dammit-dream-theater-stop-it-with-this-song-snippet-bullcrap/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/08/26/dammit-dream-theater-stop-it-with-this-song-snippet-bullcrap/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Aug 2011 16:40:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vince Neilstein</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Haterade]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dream theater]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mike portnoy]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=70578</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[What Would Mike Portnoy Have Done? Certainly not put clip art on his band&#8217;s album cover or subject his fans to this &#8220;snippet&#8221; bullcrap they&#8217;ve been pulling for weeks now. This is 2011, not 2005; you release full songs, not snippets. No one gives a shit about snippets. As for the actual music in the post-Portnoy [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>38</slash:comments>
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		<title>UPDATE ON A SHITSTAIN ON THE ASS OF THE UNIVERSE: MAKE ME FAMOUS SHITSTAINISH ON ACOUSTIC INSTRUMENTS, TOO</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/08/22/update-on-a-shitstain-on-the-ass-of-the-universe-make-me-famous-shitstainish-on-acoustic-instruments-too/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/08/22/update-on-a-shitstain-on-the-ass-of-the-universe-make-me-famous-shitstainish-on-acoustic-instruments-too/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Aug 2011 18:00:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Haterade]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Make Me Famous]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=70218</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[In April, I wrote about &#8220;Make it Precious,&#8221; a horrible video for a horrible Ukrainian scenecore band called Make Me Famous. Now it&#8217;s come to my attention that the band has an acoustic version of the song, too, which is just&#8230; well, baffling, really. It&#8217;s hard to imagine that, say, Obituary ever would have done [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>16</slash:comments>
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		<title>THE PLOT IN YOU ARE REALLY, REALLY UPSET THAT THEIR GIRLFRIEND IS KNOCKED UP</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/08/05/the-plot-in-you-are-really-really-upset-that-their-girlfriend-is-knocked-up/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/08/05/the-plot-in-you-are-really-really-upset-that-their-girlfriend-is-knocked-up/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Aug 2011 19:20:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Haterade]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Plot in You]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Over the years, metal bands have confronted a variety of dramatic and troubling topics, including war, famine, disease, religion, love, sex, drugs, mental illness, politics, and, of course, fucking with a knife. But with their song &#8220;The Father&#8217;s Seed,&#8221; The Plot in You have turned the metal community&#8217;s attention towards another issue which should truly [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>50</slash:comments>
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		<title>SCAR SYMMETRY FANS ARE BUTTHURT</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/07/19/scar-symmetry-fans-are-butthurt/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/07/19/scar-symmetry-fans-are-butthurt/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Jul 2011 19:00:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vince Neilstein</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Haterade]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[christian alvestam]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[jonas kjellgren]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Scar Symmetry]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=67356</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The watershed moment for Scar Symmetry fanboys was beloved vocalist Christian Älvestam&#8217;s departure in late 2008. It&#8217;s like the death of Cliff Burton or Bon Scott, or the departure of Sebastian Bach from Skid Row; it&#8217;s that moment when a lot of fans drew solid lines in the sand and jumped ship. Despite the fact [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>36</slash:comments>
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		<title>STAIND ARE LULZY (AND SO IS THEIR RECORD LABEL)</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/06/30/staind-are-lulzy-and-so-is-their-record-label/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/06/30/staind-are-lulzy-and-so-is-their-record-label/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Jun 2011 14:00:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vince Neilstein</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Haterade]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Staind]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=65939</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[In the mere year-and-a-half I worked at Atlantic Records I witnessed more than enough facepalm-inducing behavior to compile at least two sequels to Dan Kennedy&#8217;s brilliant, true-story account of the foibles of a major record label in the digital age. (Side note: if you work or have ever worked in the music industry, his book [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>94</slash:comments>
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		<title>A SHITSTAIN ON THE ASS OF THE UNIVERSE, #22: A TRAGEDY AT HAND IS A REAL TRAGEDY</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/05/26/a-shitstain-on-the-ass-of-the-universe-22-a-tragedy-at-hand-is-a-real-tragedy/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/05/26/a-shitstain-on-the-ass-of-the-universe-22-a-tragedy-at-hand-is-a-real-tragedy/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 May 2011 15:30:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Haterade]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[A Tragedy at Hand]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Reader Jose Carnage (real name: Jose Peacefuldiscussion) sent us a link to the below video by A Tragedy at Hand (I love it when the band name allows the bad jokes to just write themselves!), proclaiming them to be the &#8220;BEST NEW BAND EVER&#8221; and &#8220;DOPE.&#8221; He was wrong on both counts. I fully expect [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>52</slash:comments>
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		<title>FORMER MS &#8220;SHITSTAINS&#8221; VAMPIRES EVERYWHERE ARE GOING TO SELL A SHIT TON OF RECORDS, AREN&#8217;T THEY?</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/05/16/vampires-everywhere-are-going-to-sell-a-shit-ton-of-records-arent-they/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/05/16/vampires-everywhere-are-going-to-sell-a-shit-ton-of-records-arent-they/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 May 2011 17:00:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vince Neilstein</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Cinemetal]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Haterade]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[vampires everywhere]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Not that record sales alone are really a barometer of very much these days, and not that the majority of Vampires Everywhere&#8217;s fans are of record-buying-age (it&#8217;s like the new drinking age), but the amount of units Kiss the Sun Goodbye (lawlz!) shifts when it comes out tomorrow should give some indication of how many [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>22</slash:comments>
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		<title>SONIC SYNDICATE CAN HANDLE CRITICISM WELL</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/05/13/sonic-syndicate-can-handle-criticism-well/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/05/13/sonic-syndicate-can-handle-criticism-well/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 May 2011 19:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Leyla Ford</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Haterade]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Webernets]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[amon amarth]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sonic Syndicate]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Sonic Syndicate&#8217;s Karin Axelsson. Apparently there are other people in this band, too. I was recently made aware of this post over at That’s Not Metal, and holy God, did I laugh. In short, it’s all about a show Sonic Syndicate played in Worcester in 2007, and how horribly the audience reacted to them. They were [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>63</slash:comments>
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		<title>A SHITSTAIN ON THE ASS OF THE UNIVERSE, #21: MAKE ME FAMOUS</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/04/11/a-shitstain-on-the-ass-of-the-universe-21-make-me-famous/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/04/11/a-shitstain-on-the-ass-of-the-universe-21-make-me-famous/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Apr 2011 19:30:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Haterade]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Make Me Famous]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The Ukrainians have always been SUPER nice to the Jews, so I thought I&#8217;d return the favor by posting this video from the band Make Me Famous. Yes, that is the most obnoxious moniker in the history of ever, but only half as obnoxious as the terrible music the band makes. Highlights of this video [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>67</slash:comments>
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		<title>SCARE DON&#8217;T FEAR: I SHOULDN&#8217;T EVEN BE WRITING ABOUT THIS GARBAGE</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/04/08/scare-dont-fear-i-shouldnt-even-be-writing-about-this-garbage/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/04/08/scare-dont-fear-i-shouldnt-even-be-writing-about-this-garbage/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Apr 2011 15:00:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Haterade]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Scare Don't Fear]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Today we got an e-mail from one of the members of Scare Don&#8217;t Fear (Worst band name ever?), who promised that the band &#8220;are a Metal/Hip Hop group like no other&#8221; who &#8220;have been often called &#8216;The Next Chapter of Rap/Rock.&#8217;&#8221; So I knew pretty much right away that I was not going to like [...]]]></description>
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		<title>THE WORST DUBSTEP METAL BASTARDIZATION YET: PANTERA MEDLEY</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/02/22/the-worst-dubstep-metal-bastardization-yet-pantera-medley/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/02/22/the-worst-dubstep-metal-bastardization-yet-pantera-medley/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Feb 2011 17:30:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vince Neilstein</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Haterade]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[djentstep]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[pantera]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Last week I posted about &#8220;djentstep,&#8221; a sub-genre hybrid that sounds exactly like what you&#8217;d expect and is exactly as bad as you&#8217;d expect. Shockingly, most of you seemed to share in my disapproval, which was actually more of the &#8220;who needs this? meh&#8221; variety than outright haterade. Reader Tony Manka responded by emailing me [...]]]></description>
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		<title>TWO DOGS REVIEW EMMURE’S NEW ALBUM</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/02/16/two-dogs-review-emmure%e2%80%99s-new-album/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/02/16/two-dogs-review-emmure%e2%80%99s-new-album/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Feb 2011 19:30:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vince Neilstein</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Haterade]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Daath]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[emmure]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[In the spirit of &#8220;Two Bears Review Daath&#8217;s New Self-Titled Album,&#8221; longtime MS reader jtquake presents to you &#8220;Two Dogs Discuss Emmure&#8217;s New Album.&#8221; As my hero Larry David would say, pretty, pretty, pretty good. Especially this golden nugget of a line: &#8220;I was beating Street Fighter before you were born.&#8221; A+++ WDBWA. Worth sticking [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>34</slash:comments>
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		<title>HEAVY METAL BLUNDERS: VINCE NEIL TRIES TO FUCK UNCLE SAM, ADEMA DUDE ARRESTED, &amp; MEGADETH WOLF REPELLENT + MORE INSANITY/INANITY</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/02/07/heavy-metal-blunders-vince-neil-tries-to-fuck-uncle-sam-adema-dude-arrested-megadeth-wolf-repellent-more-insanityinanity/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/02/07/heavy-metal-blunders-vince-neil-tries-to-fuck-uncle-sam-adema-dude-arrested-megadeth-wolf-repellent-more-insanityinanity/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Feb 2011 17:00:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Corey Mitchell</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Haterade]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[adema]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dave DeRoo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Heavy Metal Blunders]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[megadeth]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[motley crue]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[As you are probably well aware, our favorite punching bag, Vince Neil, is heading to the pokey on February 15 for not knowing how to hold his booze and/or drop his car keys. But did you know he is also in trouble for not knowing how to file a 1040 tax form? Seems Vince forgot [...]]]></description>
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