So according to Radar Online, Vince Neil was arrested this morning in Las Vegas.  ”What as the charge?” you ask? Did he get busted with drugs? Smack a porn start? Did the LVPD finally come to their senses and arrest him for crimes against good taste?

Nope. He was arrested for… suspicion of DUI.

Vince Neil. The man who, in 1984, killed Hanoi Rocks drummer Razzle and seriously injured two passengers in another car because he was driving drunk. The man who has been charged with vehicular manslaughter. This guy. Was driving drunk.

WHAT A FUCKING ASSHOLE.

I don’t know why I’m surprised. Neil obviously doesn’t give a fuck about anyone but himself. And Motley Crue practically made a joke out of his previous exploits when they named their box set Music To Crash Your Car To.

Classy.

Seriously, what a dick. Can we all agree right now that if Neil is convicted, his feet and hands should be cut off so he can never drive again? I mean, you could do something less severe like just revoke his license forever, but I think it’s important that this fuckhead really get the message this time, don’t you?

-AR

Back in 1991, Overkill released an album called “Horrorscope.” 17 years later, the fine folks at MetalSucks have co-opted the title for something its regular readers have been clamoring for — “Heavy Metal Horrorscopes.”

Horoscopes are fucking stupid. There, I said it. Does anyone really believe that everyone in the world fits into one of 12 categories defined by the one-month period in which they were born? Then again, ‘what’s your sign?’ is an OK icebreaker, and if he or she is into astrology and lame pick up lines, horoscopes just might get you laid. Then again, probably not. So let’s get started, and remember — the stars don’t lie, but I do.

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